The Odyssey (2026)

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This post highlights one of the better points: if Helen of Troy has to be cast as a black woman, can’t she at least be, I don’t know, hot?!
 
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TheNozz said:
This post highlights one of the better points: if Helen of Troy has to be cast as a black woman, can’t she at least be, I don’t know, hot?!
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I'm no fan of Harvey Weinstein, but at least when he was around, the women in film were attractive.
 
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I just heard:

Helen of Detroyt

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I was reading an argument that Ellen Page may not be so bad for the role because in the Odyssey Achilles is an emaciated and weak version of his former self which I guess could work considering Ellen Page is most emaciated "man" I can think of.

People are also saying Ellen Page is playing Elpanor.
 
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And movies were better. The guy is a major creep, but he put out solid products, even at studios not under his control.
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It's easy to understand. They weren't getting work unless they sucked dick, and who wants their dick sucked by an ugly chick? Thus, hot chicks got jobs.
My logic is sound.
 
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M Power said:
I was reading an argument that Ellen Page may not be so bad for the role because in the Odyssey Achilles is an emaciated and weak version of his former self which I guess could work considering Ellen Page is most emaciated "man" I can think of.

People are also saying Ellen Page is playing Elpanor.
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Kind of makes sense given that Achilles is dead. He is a ghost. I could thus see him not looking like his formal alive self.
 
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Mahes said:
Kind of makes sense given that Achilles is dead. He is a ghost. I could thus see him not looking like his formal alive self.
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That would probably make the movie way better than has been suggested thus far. An hour expose of why Achilles ghost now looks like a mutoid goblin, then just throw in 30 minutes of the rest of the odyssey
 
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