The Odyssey (2026)

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The funny thing is Achilles was portrayed as way more unstoppable and strong in the actual book than he was in the movie Troy, and Ellen Page couldn't come close to what Brad Pitt even did in Troy. Achilles is supposed to be wielding a spear that takes 3 men to even carry, that he uses in battle like it's a toy. Just him rejoining the battle completely turns the tide for the Greeks who were getting worked without him.

There should never be a sword as his neck under any circumstances. I assume Achilles gets in touch with his feelings or something in this version.
 
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Cad said:
The funny thing is Achilles was portrayed as way more unstoppable and strong in the actual book than he was in the movie Troy, and Ellen Page couldn't come close to what Brad Pitt even did in Troy. Achilles is supposed to be wielding a spear that takes 3 men to even carry, that he uses in battle like it's a toy. Just him rejoining the battle completely turns the tide for the Greeks who were getting worked without him.

There should never be a sword as his neck under any circumstances. I assume Achilles gets in touch with his feelings or something in this version.
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Supposedly EP is playing a different character, not Achilles:

Elliot Page plays Sinon in Christopher Nolan's upcoming film The Odyssey. Sinon is Odysseus’s cousin and a Greek soldier in the Trojan War who is instrumental in the fall of Troy by TRICKING the Trojans into bringing the giant wooden horse inside their city.
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Supposedly EP is playing a different character, not Achilles:
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As long as that character is supposed to be kind of a pussy, if clever, that seems ... better, if not good. Your movie should have zero trannies in it.
 
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Ellen Page is the most quintessential example of modern day Canada I can think of.
 
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Is Achilles even in the Odyssey except as a spooky who regrets dying?
 
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Adebisi said:
Is Achilles even in the Odyssey except as a spooky who regrets dying?
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That's the way I remember it; I haven't read it since college. I am such a huge Nolan fan. I was even a Tenet defender (my theater had good sound) but this is one, erm, journey he will probably have to go on without me. Obviously will wait for the reviews, I don't get out much these days.
 
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Gravel said:
Does she still look like that at all?
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Gravel said:
To play devil's advocate here, that was what...a decade ago? Does she still look like that at all?
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It's not that difficult to find a black actress that looks better than Lupita Nyong'o, so the bar isn't that high. Pretty much every one on this list: IMDB Black under 30. Not that any of them should be in this movie.

Here is the girl from GoT in 2025:
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I thought somebody posted her top surgery, ribeye nipple earlier in this thread or somewhere else. That's probably the best example of how she looks now, disfigured and mutated.
 
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I thought somebody posted her top surgery, ribeye nipple earlier in this thread or somewhere else. That's probably the best example of how she looks now, disfigured and mutated.
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Her mastectomy must have been a very simple surgery, on the other hand...
 
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that character is very magical, wonder if this movie leans into supernatural or not. those armored dudes are huge
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what insane girlboss/barbie anti- man bullshit is he going to have her say to elicit that claim?
 
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It's not that difficult to find a black actress that looks better than Lupita Nyong'o, so the bar isn't that high. Pretty much every one on this list: IMDB Black under 30. Not that any of them should be in this movie.
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You could go to your local mall and find 20 black chicks hotter than lupita nowango. She's fucking ugly.
 
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