The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

Dr.Retarded

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The only time I've ever seen something that could be constituted as a UFO, I was out in Concan with my sister and her family and my wife. That Friday evening my brother-in-law and I were sitting out in the driveway listening to you '80s goth Rock and drinking some beer. The night sky out there is really great because there's no light pollution whatsoever.

I had gotten up at one point to grab us a couple more beers, maybe take a piss, came back and he was like man I just saw UFO. I told him he was full of shit, but he points to the area of the horizon where he saw it, and we watched it for a bit.

Sure enough about 5 minutes later we saw multiple red orbs off in the distance moving oddly, disappearing and reappearing, etc. it wasn't aircraft lights and there weren't any sort of towers off in the distance.

We watched them for about 5 or 10 more minutes and then never saw them again. Never seen anything like it in my entire life, and on all the other times we were out there we'd sit up at night waiting to see say whatever we appear but no dice.

My immediate thought was maybe ball lightning, but there wasn't any sort of storm front and it was a completely clear night. Was pretty surreal though.
 
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TheBeagle

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I really dont think spacefaring, intergalactic aliens would be crashing their shit as much as this current psy op would have us believe. Amazon pilots don't crash as often as these supposed god like beings with their impossible technology. Utter nonsense. Everything is a lie.
 

SerWump

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I really dont think spacefaring, intergalactic aliens would be crashing their shit as much as this current psy op would have us believe. Amazon pilots don't crash as often as these supposed god like beings with their impossible technology. Utter nonsense. Everything is a lie.
I could think of a few reasons, one of which being an attempt to discretely share technology to see what slightly sophisticated apes might do with some real power. I have personally wondered what would happen if I could grant the magnifying glass to a single ant. Haven't you?

But ignoring some random idea that altruism is behind it, I do generally agree. I'm sure that most, if not all, crash retrievals are from our own planet.
 

MusicForFish

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I really dont think spacefaring, intergalactic aliens would be crashing their shit as much as this current psy op would have us believe. Amazon pilots don't crash as often as these supposed god like beings with their impossible technology. Utter nonsense. Everything is a lie.
Interdimensional Cake Eaters laugh at your intergalactic space faring alien guesses!
 

Rabbit_Games

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Couple of things, and I might have said before.

The word "alien" does not appear in UFO. I'm sure the Government loves people making that assumption and driving themselves crazy.

"Voices" at Skinwalker Ranch, and in other such stories, used to sound batshit crazy until I learned there's a frequency that can literally broadcast sound directly to your brain so you can hear it from inside your head. It's literally the perfect weapon because noone believes you're sane when you describe it.

Back to aliens. Maybe the people in charge really are that stupid, but it seems to me if any Government had actual proof or contact with an alien race advanced enough to get here, there are only two logical choices: destroy every other culture to endure only we get to deal with them, or make it public to unite the world in case they're hostile since that's the only chance we would have; united so they don't have to choose the "better" civilization or united in combat.