Daddy! Daddy, why are you always playing with your phone? Are you fighting bad men on the internet again?
Hey daddy, Uncle Grocery Store Man said you're super-artistic. Can you show us some of your drawings? He also said you put your bum on a hamburger! That was so silly. Even mommy was laughing!
Uncle Grocery Store Man sometimes tells us nice stories before bedtime. He tells stories to mommy too, but I think they're too scary for her. We always hear her saying "Oh! Oh! Oh, God!" One time I saw mommy come out of the bedroom... She was so scared, she was covered in sweat and her knees were shaking! She's not brave like you, daddy.