The Witcher: Blood Origin

I'm a huge fan of anything fantasy. So much so that I'll often continue to watch stuff that is objectively bad.

I made it 35 minutes before I turned it off. This show is absolutely unwatchable trash.

Ok,

I did it.

Yeah it was pretty bad. It had a few moments, kind of, but it was just weak in so many ways. You miss nothing by not watching it.

I took the hit cause I was at work watching this.

Trust me when I say, skip it.

Janx said:

Holy tap dancing christ , not sure I've ever seen something hit 7%.

The Witcher: Blood Origin: Limited Series | Rotten Tomatoes

Set more than a thousand years before the world of "The Witcher," seven outcasts in the elf world unite in a quest against an unstoppable power.

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And Netflix still won't get the hint that they'll never be able to salvage their perversion of The Witcher.

Hell, they'll probably struggle to understand why nobody gives a shit with Hemsworth number-however-many replacing the single positive thing they had with Henry Cavill.

I wouldnt be mad if they just decided to cancel season 3 now.

BrutulTM said:

What about the tits? What kind of fucking review is this?

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There are a million porn movies that actually might even have a better story than what this was. Tits are a bonus not a necessity to this form of entertainment(Using that word loosely in this case).

There is a literal “and then everyone clapped” in the first five minutes to introduce the powerful black woman.

yaph said:

There is a literal “and then everyone clapped” in the first five minutes to introduce the powerful black woman.

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Shades of the "Do you know who the fuck I am?" scene with the Sea Snake's introduction-- in the first episode of House of the Dragon.

Yikes.

Tuco said:

I don't agree with this at all. Being a creative force behind a respectable show, bowing out and watching it go to shit is valuable in several ways. At a purely self interested level, it being terrible is better for Henry Cavill.

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Now do DC.

Tuco said:

I don't really understand the comparison.

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No comparison. Just want your take on the DC thing.

This was really bad and I feel great shame for adding to the view count.

“how about we just model the series off one of the books and use the same characters and dialogue and save ourselves a huge amount of time and creative effort while guaranteeing at least an 8/10”

“Nah, let’s grab that black semi-hot chick, the rotten toothed dwarf, and the bob marley wannabe Gandalf from the local Renaissance Fair instead and use one of those rejected scyfy scripts . Oh yeah, let’s be sure to introduce musical scenes as well.”

I’m tempted to cancel Netflix for this abomination alone.