The Worst Movie This Year - Christian Mingle

Mist

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I present to the jurors, the worst, sappiest, shittiest movie I've ever even heard of. Move over Gigli.
 

iannis

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What the shit? A Christian RomCom? I thought Christian Rock was bad.

That said, I will not watch this nor would I suggest anyone does anything except forget about it entirely... but I can see the market for it.

What's hilarious to me is how many teenage girls are going to get fingered by teenage boys while watching this movie.
 

iannis

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If I had a dating age daughter I'd send her to go see this. If she's gonna suck his dick in the parking lot anyway, at least she can have the decency to feel guilty about it.
 

yerm

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Palum

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I would have figured PoF or Match.com would have had a sponsored movie before Christian Mingle.
 

khorum

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They could've made this an earner by turning the concept around. Imagine Seth Rogen laying fat jewdick down on some hapless Christian hotties. Easy right?
 

Lanx

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i thought match.com had one of the first rom/com mentions? maybe an aniston movie?
 

Vaclav

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Mist: For some reason I've got a feeling your mother would be a huge fan of this movie from the tidbits you've given.
 

Gravel

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Lacey Chabert is still hot.

This movie really seems like it should be on Hallmark or Lifetime though. I also laughed at the Corbin Bernsen credit there at the end.
 

Chukzombi

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speaking as an agnostic/atheist this movie looks like it might be fun to watch. i love conversion flicks, it always gives me a chuckle. i wonder what converts her? does she experience a vision or was the concept of regular dick and relationship stability cause her to suddenly believe in "god". i will check this out if i see it on cable.