TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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If Michael Bay, aliens, and CGI weren't enough to make you not see this before then here's some more fodder

http://www.movieswithbutter.com/blog...457245?_r=true
That splat between Megan Fox and Michael Bay? It's water under the bridge. The two will re-unite for Ninja Turtles, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

Bay made it know that the two overcame their differences when he posted a simple message announcing Fox's casting in the forthcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot: "TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!"

While he didn't say which role Fox will be playing, THR believes she'll be playing April O'Neil, a news reporter who's on the side of the Turtles. Fox is the only actor officially attached to the movie thus far.

In this live-action reboot, the Turtles are extraterrestrial in origin, but other than that, they'll be the same old Turtles we know and love. Unlike previous live-action movies, the Turtles in the reboot will be motion-captured CGI creations.

The movie is in the casting stages and will probably go before the cameras this spring or summer for a May 16, 2014 release. Battle Los Angeles' Jonathan Liebesman is attached to direct, with Bay producing.
 

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Michael Bay
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Jait

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Translation: They threw enough money at Michael Bay to not give a shit that he hates Megan Fox

Going to be awful.
 

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Fuck Hollywood, all I ever wanted was a decent Green Lantern movie and a improved TMNT. Both are fucked up. God damn aliens, are you fucking shitting me? Fuck you in the ass Michael Bay
 

Homsar

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I thought all this stuff was discussed and goo was actually based on aliens in the original story
 

Troll_sl

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I thought all this stuff was discussed and goo was actually based on aliens in the original story
The Turtles and Daredevil were created in the same accident. Matt Murdock saved a blind man from being hit by a truck carrying radioactive waste. The waste caused Murdock to go blind (and to become Daredevil), and a cannister also fell into the sewers, creating Splinter and the Turtles.

Edit: And to take it further, TMNT has other Daredevil parodies: Splinter is the Turtles' mentor, Stick was Daredevils. The Turtles fight the Foot, Daredevil fought the Hand.
 

Homsar

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The goo that falls off the truck is from a lab dealing with extraterrestrial stuff is what I was getting at
T.C.R.I, Techno Cosmic Research Institute, is a scientific corporation/organization with a large, mysterious and imposing facility in Brooklyn, New York. Though little is known of the ongoings inside the building, their organization's acronym was printed upon the canister of mutagen which transformed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Splinter. The facility is, in actuality, the secret terrestrial base of a race of aliens called Utroms who had crashed on the planet Earth sometime in the 1960s.

Having damaged their communication systems and lost a third of their crew in the crash, the Utroms used robotic humanoid exoskeletons and false skins to infiltrate the human population of New York City, gradually amassing enough capital to purchase a facility which they turned into their base of operations. Utilizing the slowly advancing technology of Earth, they re-established communication with the Utrom homeworld, but were then told to remain in an observational capacity.

The Utroms then spent the next decade transporting salvaged material from the spaceship crash site to the T.C.R.I. building while further developing their alien technology, including a Translocation Matrix which would eventually serve as a surreptitious portal between Earth and their homeworld. However, in 1970, a traffic incident caused a canister of chemical mutagen to fall off the truck and disappear into the sewers, never to be recovered.

Fifteen-and-a-half years later in 1985, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles infiltrated the facility looking for answers about their origins and missing sensei and were discovered. In the resultant struggle between the Utroms and TMNT, the Transmat and the communications system were damaged, sending the turtles across the universe and causing a bright flash of light that was seen throughout the city. New York's authorities tried to investigate the disturbance, but upon discovering that there was no way inside, besieged the facility for three days. During that time, the Utroms retrieved the turtles, but the second flash that accompanied their return signaled the NYPD and the National Guard to begin their attack. Sending robots to hold them off, the Utroms all evacuated via the Transmat back to their homeworld and transported the turtles and Splinter to safety before triggering a self-destruct initiative which caused the building to collapse.
 

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They had to cut funding on this project, and had to settle for the Megan Fox "of Ohio" instead. At least we'll all know someone in the movie.
 

Phil_sl

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It's crazy how shit comes full circle. My kids absolutely love the new TMNT cartoon. I'm sure I'll end up having to see this one...
 

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No one has gotten TMNT right since the Eastman and Laird comics. None of the cartoons come close to the comics really. TMNT was raped when they became pizza loving jokers with a useless Shredder and robotic foot ninjas.

If they made this a pg-13 or R rated TMNT I'd probably be more inclined to give it a look.
 

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Details from the script for this movie that got leaked:

Shedder is now Colonel Shraeder, head of a covert special ops squad called the Foot. The enemies aren't actually ninjas, but rather regular soldiers.
 

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hahaha oh man I still have all my turtles from when I was 6. They're in the box next to my EQ disks. Obviously, Michael Bay never has had a desire to makeart, but I never got the seething fury from the internet. He makes damn fun sugary sweet explosion porn.
 

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Details from the script for this movie that got leaked:

Shedder is now Colonel Shraeder, head of a covert special ops squad called the Foot. The enemies aren't actually ninjas, but rather regular soldiers.
because with ninja's there is no explosions! soldiers use explosives.

I think I will pass. I don't mind mindless explosions for 2 hours, but I can't stand megan fox(she was at least good looking before turning into a plastic barbie, now she can't even be eye candy).

I can separate childhood memories and current re-boots/re-makes.