Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

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edit 4/7/12:

** i am now accepting entries for the FoHSS boobs contest. please submit your entries to me via PM. feel free not to include your face or any other identifying features. you may submit wearing lingerie or a bathing suit top but i will be forced to give you a 0/10 in the nipple category. photos submitted will either be kept private and deleted after the judging or made public when my decision is posted if you would prefer. thank you, and good luck.**


i would be willing to judge who looked hotter in college, Trex or Etoille, if Etoille would be kind enough to send me some pics of her in her college years. Etoille was happy to oblige and i have made my conclusion. as per our agreement, i am not allowed to repost the pics, so i will do my best to describe them as well as i can.


HAIR

Trex: pretty good hair. seems like her natural color is a dirty blonde which goes well with her complexion. hair seems a bit on the thin side though, you can see through to her scalp in some pics. 6/10

Etoille: styled kind of weird, sort of dorky looking. not horrible, but nothing impressive either. 5/10

ADVANTAGE: Trex


FACE

Trex: two chins, pretty greyish blue eyes, nice smile, oddly shaped nose. 6/10

Etoille: big pretty blue eyes that are almost too big but luckily she has a big freakin head too. very nice features otherwise, kind of looks like amanda bynes. 7/10

ADVANTAGE: Etoille


BREASTS:

Trex: N/A. 0/10

Etoille: fucking massive. she didn"t include any topless pics so the most i can give is 8/10.

ADVANTAGE: Etoille


ASS:

Trex: normal skinny white girl ass. 6/10

Etoille: big girl ass approaching badonkadonk status. def has some junk in the trunk, i think a bit more than most of us would like. 5/10

ADVANTAGE: Trex


BODY:

Trex: smallish body frame. narrow shoulders, narrow hips not very athletic looking. seems to have a bit of a skinny fat thing going on, but nothing terrible. 7/10

Etoille: large frame, wide shoulders, wide hips. carries her weight well, no pouches or arm fat. nice muscle tone, legs look like they belong on a female volleyball player. also looks like she could probably take a punch fairly well. 8/10

ADVANTAGE: Etoille


OVERALL:

Trex: good looking girl, needs to get some muscle to tone to her body. 7/10

Etoille: very pretty face. how you feel about the rest of her is a matter of taste. many of you scrawny nerds might be intimidated by a full figure woman like this but personally i find her figure to be quite delightful. would probably make good breeding stock is you are interested in raising your boys to become NFL offensive linemen. 7.5/10

DECISION: ETOILLE


well that"s a wrap folks. feel free to ask any questions you may have and i"ll do my best to answer them. unfortunately no i will not send out Etoille"s pics to even my best forum pals, i gave her my word plus she is holding pics of me as collateral. thank you for reading.
 

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Ser Kegkilla said:
Etoille: large frame, wide shoulders, wide hips. carries her weight well, no pouches or arm fat. nice muscle tone, legs look like they belong on a female volleyball player. also looks like she could probably take a punch fairly well. 8/10

ADVANTAGE: Etoille
This makes me think that Etoille has physically turned into Pam from Archer over the years.
 

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This makes me think that Etoille has physically turned into Pam from Archer over the years.
That"s all I could picture from the "taking a punch" comment.
 

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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-pJiXAlYBIE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 

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Lol. Thanks Keg. Tres flattered.

For the record, my hair is unmanageably thick and someday the truth will come out about my chest.

The rest is true, especially the double chin part.

Thanks for the lulz keg. Love you mean it.

Also- ibtr
 

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Not surprised about the results, excellent analysis Keg
 
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Keg needs to be in law school. This is an A+ analysis.
 

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loL, have there been any pics posted of etoille? I know we saw some of Trex..

edit:

NM found one of etoille

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
 

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also looks like she could probably take a punch fairly well.
fucking lawl?


I was tearing up at this part. Sad part is, for all the grief I give Etoille about twinkies/oreos, she is probably my "type" of woman (IE full figure). I just cant stand her damn posts 80% of the time.

Epic post Keg
 
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Etoille wins, score one for team FoH

real question though keg, would you hit it?
 

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I"m guessing it would be an easy victory for Etoille, but I"m really anticipating Trex vs. Etoille Part Deux: The Deadlift Challenge.
 

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Keg, thank you for the in depth analysis.
 
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Darth Vader, it"s all I hear.
 

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A++ would read again
 

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WTF is up with DV"s Noooooooo replaying over and over again?

What did you do, Tyen?!?!?!
 

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dioblaire of the Night"s Watch said:
WTF is up with DV"s Noooooooo replaying over and over again?

What did you do, Tyen?!?!?!
Because it"s not just a nose, it"s a nooooooooooooooooooooose.
 

Dioblaire

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Because it"s not just a nose, it"s a nooooooooooooooooooooose.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Makes, like, totes sense!!! (Ugh, I never want to type that word again)