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You might think that. But that's because you are suffering from extreme cranial rectal inversion.
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Jesus. I've caught her on YT several times and she seems like a decent chick rather than your typical parasocial/camwhore type, although fuck knows what the hell she was doing dicking around with a sharpened blade like that. Reflexes are a bitch, I'm kind of a slave to mine when it comes to lurching after something that got knocked over/is falling. Had to get stitches on my hand after trying to catch a glass I knocked over and instead landing on the broken bottom piece. Luckily I managed to shift my weight off it before it severed the tendon so I just needed the stitches and not surgery.
I actually did catch a falling knife by the blade once but I got very lucky and managed to pinch it by the flat. Worst part was that nobody saw me do it because it was pretty awesome.
I actually did catch a falling knife by the blade once but I got very lucky and managed to pinch it by the flat. Worst part was that nobody saw me do it because it was pretty awesome.
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Having cut my tendon before. A straight cut on the inside of your finger doesn't really bleed very much. The blood in your hands runs along the sides, so if you cut like between your fingers it will bleed profusely. But a deep tendon cut bled barely a drop. My hand swelled like a motherfucker though.
And when the docs sew it back together they do have your arm in a restraining sling so you don't instinctively bend your hand too much. I had to wear it for several weeks. That was just for one finger too.
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That's her whole "schtick". The, "teehee! I'm just a wittle innocent gworl who doesn't like violence, sex, or anything "icky"!
She tries to play the straight laced, innocent puritan female role.
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Obviously you did, lol. Describe it for those of us that have no idea what that is.
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Obviously you did, lol. Describe it for those of us that have no idea what that is.
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