Untitled James Bond Film

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Vuuxo said:
The fact people are excited for this blows me away. Do you not remember what these people did to LOTR? Come on, guys...
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Jennifer Salke and Vernon Sanders were let go. Salke ran Amazon MGM studios and Sanders worked for her as head of TV. Salke is directly responsible for most of the horrible decisions regarded DEI etc in their media products. The Bond situation was a major part of her firing.

A December 2024 meeting between Broccoli and Salke, in which Salke referred to Bond films as “content,” was described by Broccoli as a “death knell”.

After that idiocy by Salke and other stupidity, Bezos got involved and paid a billion for the rest of Bond's rights. Then fired Salke. Sanders was let go 6 months later.

Does that mean Amazon won't fuck up Bond anyway? Nope. But with those 2 out there is at least a chance this will be good. I'm hopeful, but not optimistic. There are still a ton of woke, blue haired morons at Amazon.
 
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Grim1 said:
Jennifer Salke and Vernon Sanders were let go. Salke ran Amazon MGM studios and Sanders worked for her as head of TV. Salke is directly responsible for most of the horrible decisions regarded DEI etc in their media products. The Bond situation was a major part of her firing.

A December 2024 meeting between Broccoli and Salke, in which Salke referred to Bond films as “content,” was described by Broccoli as a “death knell”.

After that idiocy by Salke and other stupidity, Bezos got involved and paid a billion for the rest of Bond's rights. Then fired Salke. Sanders was let go 6 months later.

Does that mean Amazon won't fuck up Bond anyway? Nope. But with those 2 out there is at least a chance this will be good. I'm hopeful, but not optimistic. There are still a ton of woke, blue haired morons at Amazon.
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Had more to do with Rings of Power's commercial failure, as that project was personal to Bezos.

Jennifer Salke replaced Roy Price as the head of Amazon Studios in February 2018. Price resigned following sexual misconduct allegations
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She was hired off the back of MeToo peak movement in 2018 where it was more fashionable to overlook qualifications.

Only women were considered for the position.

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The main purpose was to separate films from TV. Salke came from a TV background, so that's an additional factor.

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'Bond Bit Her on the Ass': Jen Salke Exits a Changing Amazon Studios That She Helped Grow | Analysis

She fucked up a lot. But the Bond fuck up was a huge fucking issue and she was let go almost immediately after Bezos had to pony up another billion for the rights. LOTRO is a disappointment but Bezos never made them change course, or even got involved. It took her fuck up with Bond to get him away from the parties on the yacht.

The corporate double speak is what they always do when they let someone go.
 
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I would watch Peter Dinklage as James Bond.
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I think Dinklage could probably rock as Q. If you're going to stick with a female M shift over to Helen Mirren.

And yeah, a mini series with other double 0's getting killed leading them to reach for a new, younger, savvier replacement for the previous 007 (who was killed prior to the series as the first 00 murdered). Promoting a field agent... Agent 049 after he solves it.
 
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Grim1 said:
'Bond Bit Her on the Ass': Jen Salke Exits a Changing Amazon Studios That She Helped Grow | Analysis

She fucked up a lot. But the Bond fuck up was a huge fucking issue and she was let go almost immediately after Bezos had to pony up another billion for the rights. LOTRO is a disappointment but Bezos never made them change course, or even got involved. It took her fuck up with Bond to get him away from the parties on the yacht.

The corporate double speak is what they always do when they let someone go.
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It's okay to piss a billion away on a shit film but to piss a billion away with nothing to show for it? That's unforgivable.
 
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If you're going to stick with a female M shift over to Helen Mirren.
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M shouldn’t even be a woman in the first place, and certainly not someone’s great grandma. Helen Mirren is 81, dude. That’s like 20 years older than Judy Dench (who already seemed ancient) when she took on the role.

But this is all moot because we know they’re just going to cast a loud fat black woman anyway.
 
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M shouldn’t even be a woman in the first place, and certainly not someone’s great grandma. Helen Mirren is 81, dude. That’s like 20 years older than Judy Dench (who already seemed ancient) when she took on the role.

But this is all moot because we know they’re just going to cast a loud fat black woman anyway.
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It's based in England... It will be a fat Pakistani Lesbian
 
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I could maybe see Jack Lowden playing Bond, but those other two dorks look way too goofy. Who the fuck would ever believe either of them are just out there pantsing exotic women with a line and a look? But maybe that's the point if the next Bond is gay and retarded.
 
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I could maybe see Jack Lowden playing Bond, but those other two dorks look way too goofy. Who the fuck would ever believe either of them are just out there pantsing exotic women with a line and a look? But maybe that's the point if the next Bond is gay and retarded.
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Haha, yeah the first guy looks somewhat passable and I don't remember what I've seen him in but he looks somewhat familiar but I don't know who the hell those other two fags are.
 
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Haha, yeah the first guy looks somewhat passable and I don't remember what I've seen him in but he looks somewhat familiar but I don't know who the hell those other two fags are.
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Lowden is in Slow Horses and is fantastic. Turner is kind of bland but was okay in Masters of the Air and is married to Dua Lipa. Josh O'Conner is a very very good actor, he doesn't really have the bond "look" but is by far the strongest actor of the three. He was excellent in Challengers and Wake Up Dead Man, and played a very convincing Prince Charles in the Crown. Theres apparently a mystery 4th person getting a screen test and its not Jack O'Connell who people thought it might be, who I think would play a better Bond villain anyway
 
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Haha, yeah the first guy looks somewhat passable and I don't remember what I've seen him in but he looks somewhat familiar but I don't know who the hell those other two fags are.
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He's in Slow Horses which is discount James Bond. He's really good at playing a bumbling fuckup that makes you want to reach in the TV and slap the shit out of him..Or maybe that's just me?
 
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Drinsic said:
I could maybe see Jack Lowden playing Bond, but those other two dorks look way too goofy. Who the fuck would ever believe either of them are just out there pantsing exotic women with a line and a look? But maybe that's the point if the next Bond is gay and retarded.
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Amazon paid a ridiculous amount of money to have full control of this Bond movie. If that's just to spend it on bringing in "modern audiences" it would be to the surprise of no one. Bond probably will have a nightclub scene where he kisses a guy.
 
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