War Machine (2026)
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Bald Brah
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Wow this was shit.
I love Ritchson, was a big fan of blue mountain state and titans. Loved Reacher too.
But man this movie was retarded. It wasn't even as good as the JLo mech movie. At least the plot made sense in that one.
Here we have a giant alien mech that for some reason is sent to take out a squad of ranger trainees? As if unarmed light infantry cadets would be an alien invaders priority target?
This was absolutely retarded once the alien lands. It was decent up until that point. But yeah fighting a super tech mecha godzilla monster with a bulldozer was fucking dumb. Having that thing chase a squad of unarmed dudes through the woods on a training exercise was dumb. Why were they not leveling cities and military installations? Backwoods mountain training areas aren't very target rich.
I love Ritchson, was a big fan of blue mountain state and titans. Loved Reacher too.
But man this movie was retarded. It wasn't even as good as the JLo mech movie. At least the plot made sense in that one.
Here we have a giant alien mech that for some reason is sent to take out a squad of ranger trainees? As if unarmed light infantry cadets would be an alien invaders priority target?
This was absolutely retarded once the alien lands. It was decent up until that point. But yeah fighting a super tech mecha godzilla monster with a bulldozer was fucking dumb. Having that thing chase a squad of unarmed dudes through the woods on a training exercise was dumb. Why were they not leveling cities and military installations? Backwoods mountain training areas aren't very target rich.
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Y'all are being entirely too critical of an obviously bad movie. There was zero expectation this was anything but generic and bad and it lived up to all of that. I can’t even be mad at it.
Putting more effort into it than it is worth , I will say the worst part was giving Reacher a leg injury. Why does he need more sympathy or gimmick to drive and motivate him? Just let him be a badass. Duke was a badass in Predator. He didn’t need these handicaps of regret or physical injury. Alan Ritchson is a giant human so let him do that.
Putting more effort into it than it is worth , I will say the worst part was giving Reacher a leg injury. Why does he need more sympathy or gimmick to drive and motivate him? Just let him be a badass. Duke was a badass in Predator. He didn’t need these handicaps of regret or physical injury. Alan Ritchson is a giant human so let him do that.
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did you finish the movie? No one will blame you if you didn’t, but I mean… it is kind of the last 15 minutes.
Bald Brah
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Not yet. Fell asleep twice. I'm at the end of the bulldozer part.
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Just watch the bad 80s movie. It's better than whatever the fuck this movie was trying to be.
Even Battlefield Earth was better than this. Yeah! I fucking said it. Fight me.