War of the Worlds (2025)

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LOL couple years ago! You sound like a guy I work with. I ask him what was the last movie he saw out at the theater and not at home. He tells me he doesn't watch stuff at the theater too often and it has been "a few" years since he has gone. I say yeah me too, so what was the last movie he saw? "Memento" I'm like dude, pretty sure that came out in the late 90's.
At least the last one he saw was a good one.
 
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Bald Brah

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Holy shit this is bad. It's like watching a tiktok on your TV. 90% of the time it's just zoomed in on ice cubes fat stupid head. The little CGI there is is pixillated choppy 480P. This might be the first AI created feature film.
 
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Cynical

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It's like a warning on shampoo, the tagline of the movie blatantly tells you:
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Yet some chuckleheads still drink shampoo, and still watch this movie.
 
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Drinsic

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This thing's a fucking 0% on Rotten Tomatoes lol.
 
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Siliconemelons

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His son apparently took to the X'verse to be like "This was made during covid!!!!!! QQQQ sadness"
 
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Vuuxo

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Starting to wonder how this movie got it's own thread. Maybe we should start one that's only dedicated to the worse of the worse movies.
 
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Void

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I just want to say this film exists
I've never seen that likely abomination, nor did I realize it even existed, but that's the guy from Almost Human with Karl Urban that was awesome, but cancelled after one season like everything else. That dude was actually a pretty good sidekick to Urban too.

Of course, the real reason I watched was because Minka Kelly was at her prime then. She was so fucking hot.
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Mahes

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Jesus this sounds even more horrible than I imagined.

I want to know how many times he had to say this line and get it right.

how could a tank tank if it's data tank tanks?'

You know a movie is bad if it does not even get a spoiler warning.....
 
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Goatface

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of all the channels i watch, think only one did a review

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IMDb RATING 2.9/10
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in cases like this, should be able to see the other ratings the 461 have given