What tickles your pickle

300Lane1 · Feb 18, 2025

wellijustdontknow said:
Jesus was in his thirties when he died.

Jesus, he looked terrible for his age then.

Bandwagon · Feb 18, 2025

Overheard the 3x 20 somethings in my office whispering about "the shower heads at auschwitz".

Siliconemelons · Feb 19, 2025

Burren said:

Not to be totally pro scum bag…

But pit maneuver killed the 2 in the one,

The white truck, the dude starts the truck and puts it into gear and cop goes “time to jump in front of a big pick up truck!!” Then go “ he tried to run me over!! Bang bang bang!”

Hoss · Feb 20, 2025

Siliconemelons said:
The white truck, the dude starts the truck and puts it into gear and cop goes “time to jump in front of a big pick up truck!!” Then go “ he tried to run me over!! Bang bang bang!”

Damn. You make cops sound like women. They're like men but with no reason or accountability.

Bandwagon · Feb 20, 2025

I'm out of town working, staying in a cheap hotel. I just farted and immediately heard a couple kids in the room next door burst out laughing. Pretty sure I heard one say "that was a fart"

Voyce · Feb 21, 2025

My Indian employee was replying to an email, “sorry for the inconvenience” it autocorrected to “sorry for the incontinence”

Bandwagon · Mar 1, 2025

I'm waking up early tomorrow to map a wind farm. Trying to start flying right at sunrise. I set my alarm clock to play Danger Zone an hour before sunrise and I know my wife is going to call me a homo when she hears Kenny loggins

Burren · Mar 3, 2025

Fitness Coach: "Massive legs leads to a longer, healthier life".

OK, good enough for me.

Sevens · Mar 4, 2025

Voyce said:
My Indian employee was replying to an email, “sorry for the inconvenience” it autocorrected to “sorry for the incontinence”

Bandwagon · Mar 8, 2025

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Rofl

Hoss · Mar 10, 2025

Ah so ascii art is an uncharted frontier for AI?

Weird, because I always assumed those ascii naked ladies were generated with an early form of AI. I just couldn't believe anyone was autistic enough to do this by hand.

Hoss · Mar 11, 2025

Today I learned that most internet scammers operate out of a penis museum in iceland.

Some of the Web’s Sketchiest Sites Share an Address in Iceland

A Reykjavik building that houses a penis museum and an H&M is also the virtual home to an array of perpetrators of identity theft, ransomware and disinformation.

www.nytimes.com

I'm fucking dying here

Thordur O. Thordarson, the museum’s chief operating officer, expressed bewilderment at the building’s links to nefarious activity online. “We are a penis museum, yes,” he said during a tour of its scientific and cultural displays, “but we are a serious penis museum.”

“We had the aim to create what we called the Switzerland of bytes,” said Mordur Ingolfsson, who was a member of the Pirate Party, which helped enact some of Iceland’s first internet privacy laws. What happened instead “is abuse of the work that we did,” he said.

The motherfucking pirate party didn't see this coming?

fred sanford · Mar 15, 2025

I was stuck in bad traffic today. At one point, I saw a pickup truck driving on the shoulder to bypass traffic. About a quarter mile later, I saw him parked in the shoulder with a state trooper talking to him. The troopers car was parked up in the trees and he was just standing out there nabbing people driving down the shoulder.

Hoss · Apr 8, 2025

At work, we had one of those emails going out to the world. Someone responded with "Adding Jesus to the conversation" and it made me lol.

Hoss · Apr 13, 2025

I use a VPN a lot and when I download podcasts, it tries to insert local commercials. Right now the podcaster thinks I'm in Ireland and I'm loving it. Commercials just start talking jibberish, which I assume is Celtic.

In case anyone is wondering, apparently sepsis is a real problem in Ireland right now. At least according to the haitch ess eeee

Lejina · Apr 20, 2025

Did a bunch of interviews for an OJT for the fall semester for my electrical engineering degree and, while I got offered an OJT everywhere, I also got an actual job offer. So, looks like I'll be done with college in a month.

Hoss · Wednesday at 9:20 AM

Hoss said:
I use a VPN a lot and when I download podcasts, it tries to insert local commercials. Right now the podcaster thinks I'm in Ireland and I'm loving it. Commercials just start talking jibberish, which I assume is Celtic.

In case anyone is wondering, apparently sepsis is a real problem in Ireland right now. At least according to the haitch ess eeee

I just wanted to update that the VPN says I'm in japan now and I'm a little bit excited and little bit worried about what kind of local commercials that's going to bring me.

Sevens · Thursday at 2:35 AM

Hoss said:
I just wanted to update that the VPN says I'm in japan now and I'm a little bit excited and little bit worried about what kind of local commercials that's going to bring me.

Voyce · Sunday at 8:35 AM

Somewhere in-between a pickle tickle and a rustle. The lady starts hollering downstairs, I come running…apparently a black bear went and stole our 40 lbs bag or sunflower bird seed, right off our front porch, unfortunately she didn’t get any video.

Hoss · 2025-04-29T10:04:28-0400

Voyce said:
Somewhere in-between a pickle tickle and a rustle. The lady starts hollering downstairs, I come running…apparently a black bear went and stole our 40 lbs bag or sunflower bird seed, right off our front porch, unfortunately she didn’t get any video.

fuckin darkies always stealing shit

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