What tickles your pickle

Kreugen

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Taking a dump on the clock. I never poop anymore unless I'm being paid for my time. Monday dumps are especially satisfying - that puppy's been brewing since at least Thurs (I'm off Fri-Sun) Luckily the only stall has power-dumping handles.
 

Drinsic

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A good fart when my ass itches.
 

Izo

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Taking a dump on the clock. I never poop anymore unless I'm being paid for my time. Monday dumps are especially satisfying - that puppy's been brewing since at least Thurs (I'm off Fri-Sun) Luckily the only stall has power-dumping handles.
I'd recommend prune juice, plenty of fluid, eat soup and have a prostate exam. You old, old man
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I too am a connoisseur of the work time poop. I figured it out once, given one poop a day at 5 minutes each, 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year (I get 4 weeks paid leave) equals 1200 minutes, or 20 hours, or half a working week's pay just sitting on the shitter. Good times.
 

Hoss

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1 poop 5 min each? WTF. I take longer than 5 min even if it's a false alarm.
 
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I too am a connoisseur of the work time poop. I figured it out once, given one poop a day at 5 minutes each, 5 days a week, 48 weeks a year (I get 4 weeks paid leave) equals 1200 minutes, or 20 hours, or half a working week's pay just sitting on the shitter. Good times.
http://www.workpoop.com/
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Taking a dump on the clock. I never poop anymore unless I'm being paid for my time. Monday dumps are especially satisfying - that puppy's been brewing since at least Thurs (I'm off Fri-Sun) Luckily the only stall has power-dumping handles.
"Only a fool shits on his own time." The greatest wisdom I ever got from my grandfather when I was young.
 

Void

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Fuck, I shit two or three times at work some days, at probably a good 10 minutes or more each. Kindle app on my phone probably makes it even longer than that.

Of course, when I'm not pooping I'm probably surfing rerolled, so I suppose my poop time isn't really that big of a deal.
 

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Realizing there's no toilet paper before taking a shit.
 

Pagan

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a good huge dump has satisfying pain and I always feel like I accomplished something...an accomplishment I always like to involve my wife in which I show her my prize. She defers sometimes, however she knows better to pass the "prize". Also, a huge box of baby wet wipes w/lotion, not that thin crap that all these toilet paper companies are coming out with. Thank god for city public sewers.
 

McCheese

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Since we're on the topic of work poops, it tickles my pickle when I have a poop so epic that it manages to clog the industrial strength toilets they've got in the bathrooms at work. The sucking power on those things is like opening opening a plane door mid-flight, and yet now and then I'll drop a deuce that even those monsters can't handle. This usually happens the day after an evening of feasting on pizza rolls.
 

Drinsic

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Pinch free poops. One safety wipe and done.
 

Big Phoenix

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I remember this one time i had to take a horrible shit back in the middle school, it was truly disgusting and foul. Anyways after I got up I just walked out of the stall without flushing and this kid came in and asked me if i flushed the toliet and I told him yeah and walked out of the bathroom as he walked into the stall.
 
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One thing I found life altering after having kids: Flushable moist wipes.
 

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I have a wind machine fan, the ones that sit on the flood and rotate up and down on that swivel thing.

Anyways, on a hot summer day after I hope out of the shower I let that thing blow dry my balls. I picture heaven being like how that feels.
 

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Those cramper shits that are brewing in your stomach, and then when you just explode it into the toilet. Nothing compares.