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Goatface

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Sylas said:
So felt a kidney stone starting to work its way down about a month ago. Pain and difficulties urinating would come in waves, would be bad for a day or three then a normal day with no pain, repeatedly. Between 1-3 days of pain followed by maybe 12-24 hours of nothing. Leading up to my thailand trip i was worried this would force me to have to cancel. A week before my flight and nothing. No pain or trouble urinating for a full week, must have passed i guess, might have been too small to notice.

Today I notice sharp pain the tip of my dick, burning sensation when I pee. Now im definitely partaking in the local faire but a: using condoms and b: its far too quick to have picked up something and have symptoms.

Thinking i may need to visit a clinic i do a quick Google on these symptoms and turns out sharp pain in the head of your dick is symptom of kidney stones stuck in the urethra. I've had stones before a few years ago and from my experience once they make it into the bladder they pass easily through the urethra. So I stare down my old one eye and holy fuck I can see it about half an inch down. Its stuck, urine is not dislodging no matter how forceful. Grab some tweezers and very carefully excise the mofo.

Thai baht (about nickel sized) for scale. Not sure if you can make it out in the pic but this bitch is casting a fucking shadow. Crystalline and Christmas tree shaped sharp ass little fucker.

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were you taking something like flowmax or alfuzosin?
 
Kajiimagi

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Just found out , purely by accident , that my wife of 17 years has me & her mother listed 50/50 on her retirement account. WTF? Turns out it's been like that since she worked at the school long enough to quality.
She didn't understand when I told her that was odd as hell.
 
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Kajiimagi said:
Just found out , purely by accident , that my wife of 17 years has me & her mother listed 50/50 on her retirement account. WTF? Turns out it's been like that since she worked at the school long enough to quality.
She didn't understand when I told her that was odd as hell.
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Two bullets will get you to 100%.
 
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Hoss

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Kajiimagi said:
Just found out , purely by accident , that my wife of 17 years has me & her mother listed 50/50 on her retirement account. WTF? Turns out it's been like that since she worked at the school long enough to quality.
She didn't understand when I told her that was odd as hell.
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What does the law say? Coulda swore I heard somewhere that a spouse is an automatic 100% on retirement accounts. If you have someone else listed it only takes effect if the spouse is dead or if you are divorced.
 
Void

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What does the law say? Coulda swore I heard somewhere that a spouse is an automatic 100% on retirement accounts. If you have someone else listed it only takes effect if the spouse is dead or if you are divorced.
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My sister found this out while going through her divorce recently (in California). She tried to take him off everything and put me on it, but they told her she can't until she's divorced, as it automatically goes to the spouse if still married.
 
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Kajiimagi

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What does the law say? Coulda swore I heard somewhere that a spouse is an automatic 100% on retirement accounts. If you have someone else listed it only takes effect if the spouse is dead or if you are divorced.
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It doesn't really matter now, when she saw how I reacted last night she changed it. I didn't get pissed, but it took me so much by surprise that I didn't have time to think about how I acted. In her way I don't think it was on purpose, as I stated, it was completely by accident. I told her that was very odd, all of my employees that were married always listed their spouse.

I'm not going into it here but it's a way bigger deal than you might realize. I'm the reason we own our house/cars/etc. Not her.
 
Izo

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Kajiimagi said:
Just found out , purely by accident , that my wife of 17 years has me & her mother listed 50/50 on her retirement account. WTF? Turns out it's been like that since she worked at the school long enough to quality.
She didn't understand when I told her that was odd as hell.
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Show her how 50% of yours go to FoH. She'll come around. Or LLR gets drunk. Either is good.
 
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Burren

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Void said:
My sister found this out while going through her divorce recently (in California). She tried to take him off everything and put me on it, but they told her she can't until she's divorced, as it automatically goes to the spouse if still married.
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She a cunt?
 
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Hoss said:
Probably. #1 cause of divorce is that she's a cunt.
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At my age that's what I'm running into when dating. I'm single because women suck at driving, so they know my story. So I ask any potential dates how they ended up single. Never married at 45? Hrmm... Divorced? Did he cheat or did she? I did briefly hook up with someone in my widow group 15 years younger than me, but it didn't work out.
 
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She a cunt?
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Probably. However, in this case I can confirm that it is mostly the husband that is a piece of shit. She never should have married him in the first place, and it was only a matter of time until she finally saw the truth about what a piece of shit he is. But he's 6'4" and made an absolute asston of money as a firefighter all his life, so typical woman being blind to his many other flaws.

But yes, she's a woman, and she's irrational at times, so even though she's my sister I can admit that I'd never set up any friend of mine with her.
 
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