You got a ticket by some low-wage ticket writer who was probably confused by a terrible sign you had to come post on the internet for other people's interpretation. Let's not make out like it's some kind of personal assault on your wallet to get a handout, ruin your personal reputation and an attempt to threaten your entire livelihood because you're apparently going to be manning nuclear warheads 24 hours straight for the next 15 days and can't pick up a phone. You got a ticket. You're probably in the right. Rustlement is natural, but don't go full retard on this one, man.
I would personally advise just printing out your last post and taking that in to recite when you contest, and also adding that you should be above dealing with society like the rest of us plebs and yelling "I'm a hard working Caucasian American! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!"