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Haus

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I put in my greeting not to leave a VM and that I don't check it, to text me if you want to reach me. I think I have hundreds of VM's I've never listened to.
Mine says
"Hi, you're reached Haus, the year is 2025... you should know how to text me if you need me."
 
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Hoss

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I'm thinking more and more about doing a voicemail like cads. But I'm going to write a script and find an oriental lady to record it for me.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Is it a requirement for you to be retarded to be a ux designer?

Android updated on my phone and made one of the dumbest changes I've ever seen. Prior to the update if I hit the Bluetooth button it simply turned Bluetooth on and off. Now if I hit the button, it brings up a second menu with a smaller button to turn Bluetooth on. Who the fuck designs this shit?

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Cad

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I'm thinking more and more about doing a voicemail like cads. But I'm going to write a script and find an oriental lady to record it for me.
Just have grok or chatgpt read it out and put your phone near the speaker.
 
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Kajiimagi

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I'm thinking more and more about doing a voicemail like cads. But I'm going to write a script and find an oriental lady to record it for me.
At work we got this really nasty email from the company president about how to set our voicemail, and that leaving it generic was not acceptable. It laid out point by point what had to be said. So I followed it to the letter. I read it and wrote out exactly what needed to be said....and had my British wife put on her thickest northern English accent (think Ozzy) and say it for me.
 
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Hoss

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At work we got this really nasty email from the company president about how to set our voicemail, and that leaving it generic was not acceptable. It laid out point by point what had to be said. So I followed it to the letter. I read it and wrote out exactly what needed to be said....and had my British wife put on her thickest northern English accent (think Ozzy) and say it for me.
If part of that was expecting you to listen to voicemails, I would forward my phone to him for a day so he can see how much goddamn spam I get.
 

Haus

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At a great burger joint. They have calories listed on the menu. What I want adds up to 2,130 😒
Yeah, just make sure there's enough greasiness in that food and it should shotgun through fast and you'll probably powershit half those calories out in an hour. That's how it works, right?
 
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Ok, FOH friends. I just bought a laptop. It's default browser is Edge. Can anyone tell me the best browser to use? I have used my phone exclusively for personal internet for years, and would like some suggestions. Thank you in advance.
 

Haus

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Haus Haus you still on? Your opinion would be appreciated.
Not sure why I'm the grumpy old Master Shifu of browsers now. But I'll say I have been using Brave for probably a few years now and love it. Easy to control a lot of the stupid tracking, although this site still has an odd bug where it never remembers my "NO, I don't want to allow you to post notifications" choice.
 
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Not sure why I'm the grumpy old Master Shifu of browsers now. But I'll say I have been using Brave for probably a few years now and love it. Easy to control a lot of the stupid tracking, although this site still has an odd bug where it never remembers my "NO, I don't want to allow you to post notifications" choice.
Awesome, thanks. I just assumed that you are the Master Shifu of all things.
 

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Ok, FOH friends. I just bought a laptop. It's default browser is Edge. Can anyone tell me the best browser to use? I have used my phone exclusively for personal internet for years, and would like some suggestions. Thank you in advance.

Firefox plus ublock origin. Maybe an anti script add on if you're really paranoid.
 
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Vuuxo

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Ok, FOH friends. I just bought a laptop. It's default browser is Edge. Can anyone tell me the best browser to use? I have used my phone exclusively for personal internet for years, and would like some suggestions. Thank you in advance.
Brave.

It's leaps and bounds the best browser out there. Does everything Firefox does and significantly more without installing fucking plug-ins. It's all built-in. Haven't even seen YouTube ads in 4 years.
 
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Kajiimagi

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Brave.

It's leaps and bounds the best browser out there. Does everything Firefox does and significantly more without installing fucking plug-ins. It's all built-in. Haven't even seen YouTube ads in 4 years.
THIS ! Keep Edge around for that 1% case where a site will not work correctly with Brave.
 
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wellijustdontknow

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Fucking awesome. I knew that this group would come through. I really do appreciate your help. I am not a tech dummy, but I just use my phone for personal computing needs. Obviously, I use tech for work and whatnot. I just never cared enough to have a home pc or laptop. Kajiimagi Kajiimagi Vuuxo Vuuxo RobXIII RobXIII it is an honor to be a part of the FOH community.
 
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