Whats rustling your jimmies?

Hoss

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Idiots who barely creep forward over gentle speed bumps.
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I Love when they add speed humps to busy streets that go through neighborhoods. I like to creep over them as slowly as I can and honk the horn the entire time. You know, just to let them know that their speed hump is making them safer. Because if there's one in a neighborhood, particularly a new speed hump, you know its because the neighbors pitched a fit and probably got taxpayers to foot the bill. The later it is, the more likely I am to do this.
 
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I've been with my wife for 7 years. This one morning im taking a shower when I hear the door open and she comes in. Im thinking shes just putting her warpaint on before she heads off to work but after a few minutes I realize it's been very quiet so I say her name....no answer. When I go to open the curtain to see whats going on I happen to look down right as shes bending over to wipe her ass. Im not talking about wipe number 3 ladies and gents. WIPE NUMBER FUCKING ONE... That image has been stuck in my head for almost one and a half years now. Jimmies rustled.
 
Aamry

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With all the scat porn that's been posted over the years, you'd think you'd be inured to a little shit.
Having a kid does that too.

My co-worker was bitching about having to work late on a Friday, but was happy that he was on overtime. I had to explain to him that he wasn't getting overtime, since Monday was a paid holiday and he would have to work 40 hours in addition to the 8 on Monday in order to start receiving overtime. He then proceeds to just be pissed and not talk for the next hour till I drop him off. Hate riding in a car with another person and not chatting.
 
Skanda

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Aamry_sl said:
My co-worker was bitching about having to work late on a Friday, but was happy that he was on overtime. I had to explain to him that he wasn't getting overtime, since Monday was a paid holiday and he would have to work 40 hours in addition to the 8 on Monday in order to start receiving overtime. He then proceeds to just be pissed and not talk for the next hour till I drop him off. Hate riding in a car with another person and not chatting.
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Where do you live so I can never move there? My state counts OT as 8 per day or 40 a week, either/or. My jimmies would be rustled had I found that out too.
 
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Skanda_sl said:
Where do you live so I can never move there? My state counts OT as 8 per day or 40 a week, either/or. My jimmies would be rustled had I found that out too.
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Yup. I can work 12 hours on Monday, take the rest of the week off, and it's still 4 hours of OT.
 
Izo

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But surfing the net being unproductive is somehow ok at work? Unless it's NSFW. That's just wrong
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Can someone explain the logic behind this to a rustled European?
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And what's up with 1 hour lunch breaks? Bring a lunch box?

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Conefed

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Not seeing any sign of the waitress after the initial order taking, until it's time to pay.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
I Love when they add speed humps to busy streets that go through neighborhoods. I like to creep over them as slowly as I can and honk the horn the entire time. You know, just to let them know that their speed hump is making them safer. Because if there's one in a neighborhood, particularly a new speed hump, you know its because the neighbors pitched a fit and probably got taxpayers to foot the bill. The later it is, the more likely I am to do this.
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I like this idea.
 
Borzak

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Skanda_sl said:
Where do you live so I can never move there? My state counts OT as 8 per day or 40 a week, either/or. My jimmies would be rustled had I found that out too.
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Wow that would never fly here. A large percentage of people work 10 hours a day 4 days a week and get 3 day weekends every week, by choice.
 
Skanda

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Borzak_sl said:
Wow that would never fly here. A large percentage of people work 10 hours a day 4 days a week and get 3 day weekends every week, by choice.
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There are rules for alternate work schedules. I know several people who actually do work 4/10 or 12 hour shifts on a rotating schedule.
 
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