Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Big Phoenix
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Waking up before my alarm goes off and not knowing how long it is before it goes off so I kinda doze back off only to wake up again before it goes off. Over and over.
Shit is almost as bad as those dreams where I think im up all night just laying in bed and only get an hour of sleep.
Shit is almost as bad as those dreams where I think im up all night just laying in bed and only get an hour of sleep.
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Yeah but he gave me the Red Wedding scene so he is forgive for the short term.
Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Being 6' tall and in shape means there is 1 store in America that has clothes that fit me. Forget trying to find a suit. Slimmest one they have and I'm swimming in it. Forget any suits with a double back vent either because it needs to be tailored so much the vents interfere. Thin people are like second class citizens in clothing stores. It's not like I'm god damn 7 feet tall or some other genetic freak. The labels piss me off more than the lack of selection. For clothing labels, "regular fit" in America means "fat", and "slim fit" means "almost not fat." Shit some stores even have "extra slim fit" which actually just means "not fat."
Maximum rustle
Maximum rustle
McCheese
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I got a couple boxes of Clif Bars delivered from Amazon yesterday. One of the boxes had a tear in the side and I noticed one bar was missing from the box. The shipping box was sealed, so someone stole my fucking Clif Bar at the packaging facility. Jimmies rustled.
Slim fit doesn't mean not fat, it means you have a tiny ribcage. Real men have the barrel chest!
My problem is from the shoulders to waist, I'm almost as tapered as Daniels from The Wire.
And Tarrant, yes, and you've heard of not having a grand+ to spend on a suit, right?
Big Phoenix
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W watching a cop pickup his wife from the airport, in a cop car.
Saw a woman who looked like tpol from enterprise though. Did a double take and she saw me looking.
Saw a woman who looked like tpol from enterprise though. Did a double take and she saw me looking.
Borzak
Silver Baron of the Realm
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Some cops have a program where they lease their cars, strange concept. I'm not sure how all the small details work, but they pay money out of pocket monthly for personal use.