Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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Yesterday I saw the future, and it rustled the fuck outa me.
A decade or so ago, women collectively decided it was time to start wearing skin tight leggings that show off every detail of their vulva in public.
Obviously this was a mixed result. We got hotties in yoga pants but we also got lots and lots of fat old ladies in yoga pants. On balance, I'd turn back the hands of time if I could. But this post is not about women in yoga pants anyway; thats just context.
Yesterday I saw an old fat man wearing yoga pants in public. And it hit me like the vision of a dying planet, after watching women wear skinny jeans through my whole childhood and then men started wearing them - this is our future.
10 to 20 years from now there will be ostensibly straight males here on FoH defending it as normal and OK. Bookmark it, count on it. The future is grim. And you can see its ballsack.
A decade or so ago, women collectively decided it was time to start wearing skin tight leggings that show off every detail of their vulva in public.
Obviously this was a mixed result. We got hotties in yoga pants but we also got lots and lots of fat old ladies in yoga pants. On balance, I'd turn back the hands of time if I could. But this post is not about women in yoga pants anyway; thats just context.
Yesterday I saw an old fat man wearing yoga pants in public. And it hit me like the vision of a dying planet, after watching women wear skinny jeans through my whole childhood and then men started wearing them - this is our future.
10 to 20 years from now there will be ostensibly straight males here on FoH defending it as normal and OK. Bookmark it, count on it. The future is grim. And you can see its ballsack.
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Burren
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Sevens
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Sevens
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Bandwagon
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I bought yoga pants for myself 3 months ago. Girlfriend said it'd shiver her timbers. I put them on right when I got them and got laid right away. I thought I discovered a secret of the universe. Tried 2 more times over the next 2 weeks, with zero success. Now they're in the goodwill basket. They're not comfortable. I wear gym shorts at home.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Brah, gotta tell her to check for a hernia at the same time while your pants are down. She's got 2 hands.
I've been doing the bloodwork for a few years. But apparently the medical organizations have decided that the bloodwork isn't as good as they once hoped and have gone back to recommending go-pro rape at 40. I got my first finger in my 20's. I still don't know what that dr was looking for and no dr I've had since then has had any idea why he felt it necessary.
Sheriff Cad
scientia potentia est
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Is there a new BPA test I'm not aware of or do you mean PSA? Not being a jerk just wondering, googling didn't reveal anything useful.
Fucker
Log Wizard
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Yes...or thicker work pants. He's just being a fruit. Probably wears them for his boyfriend.
Tsar Bomba
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Had this conversation a month ago. New doctor said it's done with the blood test now.Have you tried axing her?
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Sheriff Cad
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Sheriff Cad
scientia potentia est
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Either/or! As long as you aren't paying for the utter bullshit they are putting out these days.
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TBT-TheBigToe
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Wantonsoup95
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The pain is meh... the flow of blood following the pain is the real panic.
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Big Phoenix
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