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It's waiting somewhere in my bedroom, waiting to kiss me again tonight.

A few months ago my wife started catching any scorps we found in the house and putting them in a plastic box they can't escape from. The original plan was to get 2 and watch them fight. Problem is they did not fight. We have 3 right now. I think 3 have died. The only fun thing about them is catching a roach or spider and throwing it in for them to eat.
 
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A few months ago my wife started catching any scorps we found in the house and putting them in a plastic box they can't escape from. The original plan was to get 2 and watch them fight. Problem is they did not fight. We have 3 right now. I think 3 have died. The only fun thing about them is catching a roach or spider and throwing it in for them to eat.
Kill them or release them, leaving them to starve is pretty awful
 
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Sludig

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You missed the part where we are feeding them. They are basically pets now. All they're lacking is names.
I missed the last i guess, just sounded like you were 3 for 3 toast.

Actualy had 2 emperors in high school which had babies. But i was gone at boot camp kinda right as it happened and missed it
 
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one of my neighbors set off a very large firework at 11:30 last night. several had be shooting stuff off all day long, but nothing after 9pm, then suddenly a big boom that woke me up. they didn't shoot off anything else.
 

Sludig

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one of my neighbors set off a very large firework at 11:30 last night. several had be shooting stuff off all day long, but nothing after 9pm, then suddenly a big boom that woke me up. they didn't shoot off anything else.
Fucking cavemen. Rural ok, everyone is fascinated with fire. At least i get a free good show, but yes single super large detonations at random hours. I keep hoping the last was a fatal oopsy.
 
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SeanDoe1z1

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They can be much worse in places near undeveloped land. Or in your case since they've newly appeared, expanding development nearby may be pushing them in your direction. You may have already done so, but just in case, check into the industrial strength insect/scorpion poison (they sell some stuff on Amazon that they probably shouldn't) and douse the perimeter of your house in it a couple of times a year. Also, google up scorpion-proofing your exterior. They're crafty, so you probably can't stop them all, but you can stem the tide with some effort. Things like mesh over any opening, caulk/foam on any seams/cracks, keeping branches or anything climbable away from the house, a few inches of plexi along your foundation to make it hard to climb, etc.

I have a rational fear of scorpions falling on my head.

I open doors in remote places most people do not go to and they like to hide in door crevices.

this is normally in forested areas too.

EverQuest trained me for this.
 
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I have a rational fear of scorpions falling on my head.

I open doors in remote places most people do not go to and they like to hide in door crevices.

this is normally in forested areas too.

EverQuest trained me for this.
Ugh, hope you have a bigass hat or a bee-keeper suit lol. It wouldn't be so bad if the fucking things didn't have the translucent-predator-stealth-mode. When I first moved into scorpion house, I thought I saw a little bit of leaf or something on the mortar between tiles. I was a bit paranoid, so I got really close and looked really hard. Ok, nothing there, I was just being paranoid. Went about my business for a bit, then saw the "nothing" run away. They also play dead like fucking champs.
 

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Dealing with a Netherlands based usenet provider. They charged me twice for my 1 account. I sent in a ticket. No reply (except auto) for 5 days so I got in touch with my CC provider and filed for a refund. 8 days after the ticket they reply that they want to add more days to my account like they are doing me a favor - I already paid for it (they charged me twice). I say no, if you hadn't waited 8 days to reply maybe I would but that = ignoring people. Today they say when the refund goes through from my CC company they will see it as a chargeback and suspend my account and I'll need to contact them to get it turned back on. Maybe it's me being a dumb American but wtf seriously?
 
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Dealing with a Netherlands based usenet provider. They charged me twice for my 1 account. I sent in a ticket. No reply (except auto) for 5 days so I got in touch with my CC provider and filed for a refund. 8 days after the ticket they reply that they want to add more days to my account like they are doing me a favor - I already paid for it (they charged me twice). I say no, if you hadn't waited 8 days to reply maybe I would but that = ignoring people. Today they say when the refund goes through from my CC company they will see it as a chargeback and suspend my account and I'll need to contact them to get it turned back on. Maybe it's me being a dumb American but wtf seriously?
I feel like that wouldn’t happen in the states. Language or culture issue?
 

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In Dutch law you have to give the other party a reasonable term to respond and address the issue (what's reasonable can depend on the case but for small amounts like this it's probably 14-30 days). If they say they'll refund you your money, they then have another 14 days to do so. if you initiate a chargeback before that term the credit card company might not even carry out the chargeback.
 

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Ugh, hope you have a bigass hat or a bee-keeper suit lol. It wouldn't be so bad if the fucking things didn't have the translucent-predator-stealth-mode. When I first moved into scorpion house, I thought I saw a little bit of leaf or something on the mortar between tiles. I was a bit paranoid, so I got really close and looked really hard. Ok, nothing there, I was just being paranoid. Went about my business for a bit, then saw the "nothing" run away. They also play dead like fucking champs.

I will normally bring pest spray and this particular moment I was more focused on emergency calls. I noticed a giant spider of a type I’ve never seen before, so I took a picture and went inside.

Finished my work. Was going to just to do an AI drop to identify.


and no joke, I can see two scorpions in blended into the side wall. Lol the hairs jumped off my fucking neck.

I need better tracking skill.
 
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