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Izo

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People who scan QR codes never get what they fucking deserve. Speaking of that, I really need to get my QR stickers ordered. My wife has a QR patch on her bag that's a rickroll. I want my stickers to take them to goatse.
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Hoss

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Just caught up on an email thread. First message had a job number as the subject line and the body just said "Comments?"

Then one of the recipients responded with, hey you should include the new project manager in these emails. I looked, and he didn't add the PM's name to the distribution list.

So someone else had to email with "Looping in so-and-so"

Then the new PM responds with "No Comments"

and I'm looking at the fucking email chain and wondering comments on what exactly? I'm the one who did the actual work on this project, I don't know who most of these people are.

I'm going to add some bullshit comments about the TPS report being incomplete.
 
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Sludig

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Did ICL (Iimplanted permanent contact lens) Was lead to believe I"d be under, nope just dosed well. 2nd one kinda hurt while they were doing it. Need to find some non grandparent looking readers for up close/reading a book. Still in post surgery phase so my monitor isnt' great, so nervous about it settling in and being good.
 
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Pre-ordered a model kit, but had to cancel for reasons. Fucking thieves charged me a 5% processing fee.
 
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Saw NIN back in 2009 in San Diego. Was $80-90 a ticket for a seats behind the mosh pit.

2025;

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Man I don't know where to put this because it's more cringe than anything. Upon hearing the announcement that Taylor Swift is engaged one of our Directors was walking down the hall crying with joy and telling everyone she passed by.
 
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Man I don't know where to put this because it's more cringe than anything. Upon hearing the announcement that Taylor Swift is engaged one of our Directors was walking down the hall crying with joy and telling everyone she passed down the hall.
Ask if you can be her plus1 to the wedding.
 
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Big Phoenix

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I wish the person who made putting dumb fucking faces in thumbnails get more views dies the worst death imaginable.

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Goatface

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I wish the person who made putting dumb fucking faces in thumbnails get more views dies the worst death imaginable.

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watched vids saying it mostly comes from mr beast. apparently his team makes dozens of thumbnails for each vid to maximize clicks. he had an ai powered app to make thumbnails but scrapped it after backlash.
 

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In order to get the membership discounts at my local gorcery (Jewel) instead of just giving them my number. I have to install thier app, find and select each item in the app. I thought technology was supposed to make shit easier. I shouldve left my fucking cart there and left, but im too much of a cuck and did all that BS at checkout. Never going back. i have a suspicion its to take more money from dumb and lazy SNAPers.
 
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Kajiimagi

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In order to get the membership discounts at my local gorcery (Jewel) instead of just giving them my number. I have to install thier app, find and select each item in the app. I thought technology was supposed to make shit easier. I shouldve left my fucking cart there and left, but im too much of a cuck and did all that BS at checkout. Never going back. i have a suspicion its to take more money from dumb and lazy SNAPers.
Neither of us wanted to cook (that's most days) so my wife and I went to Denny's. We listened to this other customer trying to fight the Denny's app to get a few $$$ of a fucking desert thing, then fight it again at the register because their app doesn't work correctly (fact is their app SUCKS). I pay then the lady says to keep my receipt and I can do suchandsuch with the app.
I asked her if she was high, considering they just gave up and gave the person before me a local discount because the app didn't work.

I'll just pay for my food , screw messing about.

Also , as we're going in , this homeless bum was walking out with a donation jug. Just casual as could be. Here comes two staff chasing the guy down and a cop rides up as they are doing this. Cop said there wasn't much he could do about it past charging him with trespass and to call if he came back. These same motherfuckers gave me a ticket for changing a lane without using a turn signal, and would not lock up a fucker that was trying to steal money?!
 
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RobXIII

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Neither of us wanted to cook (that's most days) so my wife and I went to Denny's. We listened to this other customer trying to fight the Denny's app to get a few $$$ of a fucking desert thing, then fight it again at the register because their app doesn't work correctly (fact is their app SUCKS). I pay then the lady says to keep my receipt and I can do suchandsuch with the app.
I asked her if she was high, considering they just gave up and gave the person before me a local discount because the app didn't work.

I'll just pay for my food , screw messing about.

Also , as we're going in , this homeless bum was walking out with a donation jug. Just casual as could be. Here comes two staff chasing the guy down and a cop rides up as they are doing this. Cop said there wasn't much he could do about it past charging him with trespass and to call if he came back. These same motherfuckers gave me a ticket for changing a lane without using a turn signal, and would not lock up a fucker that was trying to steal money?!

I don't live in the ghetto, but Denny's must be close to one.

There was one black dude waiting all the tables, it was his 2nd day. There was probably 1 guy in the kitchen. I asked 7 times for a drink for my kid, literally seven. It never came. The total came out to within 10 cents of the gift card. That's what he got. It felt like a 3rd world country in there lol.
 

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I don't live in the ghetto, but Denny's must be close to one.

There was one black dude waiting all the tables, it was his 2nd day. There was probably 1 guy in the kitchen. I asked 7 times for a drink for my kid, literally seven. It never came. The total came out to within 10 cents of the gift card. That's what he got. It felt like a 3rd world country in there lol.
Our Denny's isn't in a bad part of town. Here it's basically burger drive thru joints. Mexican, or Denny's. You can get food at the casino's but you have to hoof thru 100' of smokers. Our Denny's is also convenient. It was just a fucking bum.

And if anyone think's 'oh they are poor unfortunate people who just need a chance' well wtf are you doing on FOH.
 
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Vuuxo

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Man I don't know where to put this because it's more cringe than anything. Upon hearing the announcement that Taylor Swift is engaged one of our Directors was walking down the hall crying with joy and telling everyone she passed by.
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Hoss

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In order to get the membership discounts at my local gorcery (Jewel) instead of just giving them my number. I have to install thier app, find and select each item in the app. I thought technology was supposed to make shit easier. I shouldve left my fucking cart there and left, but im too much of a cuck and did all that BS at checkout. Never going back. i have a suspicion its to take more money from dumb and lazy SNAPers.
I don't do any of that shit anymore. Remember, if something is free, that means YOU are the product. If I can't figure out how they're making money off of me I will not participate. Sometimes it's easy. They give me a hat with their logo, I know I'm representing them and I'm cool with that. But with the grocery clubs they're tracking your purchases and selling your data and I'm not cool with that. So no thanks. Only the credit card company gets to track my grocerating habits, and they don't get the details.
 
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Demon Hunter

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Not a big deal, and wasted more breath on this today than I should have.

Need oil change

2013 Focus ST

Everytime I have to remind them its 5.7 quarts (no its not a fucking SE or Titanium)

Guy looks up the model but not trim and says only 4 quarts.

Google Focus ST oil change specs, doesn't look.

Proceeds to give attitude as if I dont know what im talking about.

Told him last time I went there they didnt check after I told them and still filled it with 4 quarts, tech guy was embarrassed when I checked it in their parking lot.

Finish the job quick

Snarky attitude saying 5.7 as you wanted.

Only solace in the fact they felt like idiots when the oil measurement went past 4 to 5 to 5.5 and still only at the bottom of the hash mark for oil level.

FUCK OFFFFFFF.
 
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