Whats rustling your jimmies?

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I don't wear watches. I hate wearing all accessories/jewelry. Didn't even wear my wedding ring for the first wife.

The phone works fine - I can set it low enough that I can hear it, but it's not enough to wake her up. I just need the fucking clock app not to update itself with a pointless update!

Seriously in what fucking world would the fucking clock app on your phone need an update so important that it would automatically do it?
 
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Kajiimagi

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Goatface said:
i hate wearing my watch while sleeping. something like this is option.

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MotherFUCK those half -ass things. They work half the time , at best. Every time we had to put them in , it was a shit show.

For anyone who doesn't know - this is supposed to shake the bed when an alarm signal is energized. This alarm signal can be - building fire alarm, doorbell at an apartment ,phone line, etc. The hardware to make it work is overpriced, underused (so no one knows the ins and outs of it) , and maximum jank.
 
Haus

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I don't understand all this alarm talk.... I've found now that I'm ancient my body doesn't even want to let me sleep past 6:45am if I want to, all the while Mrs. Haus Mrs. Haus can blissfully slumber until a luxurious 8:30 or 9. I've set alarms, but I don't remember the last time I wasn't awake before it to turn it off.

On the other hand... Two words rustling me jimmies tonight.

Josh fucking Allen.
 
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Aldarion

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Haus said:
I don't understand all this alarm talk.... I've found now that I'm ancient my body doesn't even want to let me sleep past 6:45am if I want to
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Its good to have the normal adult perspective represented in this discussion, thank you

For me its 5 but same
 
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Hoss

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And you can tell they're all packing sigs?

Stay safe broh

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Burren

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When most porsche guys brag about how MUCH something costs rather than the deal they got, this is what you get. They're just responding to the market.
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The market is retarded and people overspend to impress someone else. That’s why people wear Gucci, LV, and other garbage. It’s trying to give off the impression of money. I have no interest in wasting money, therefore it’s fucking stupid a wheel costs that much.
I guess that’s a jimmy rustle within a rustle.
 
Cad

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Burren said:
The market is retarded and people overspend to impress someone else. That’s why people wear Gucci, LV, and other garbage. It’s trying to give off the impression of money. I have no interest in wasting money, therefore it’s fucking stupid a wheel costs that much.
I guess that’s a jimmy rustle within a rustle.
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The sad part is they price it like that because people buy it. Who the fuck buys a $7k steering wheel that doesn't suck your dick or something?
 
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The sad part is they price it like that because people buy it. Who the fuck buys a $7k steering wheel that doesn't suck your dick or something?
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100%. Those are the people who thrive on PCCA events and showing off their base trim cabriolet.
 
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Used a diff sim while traveling. Put my old t-mobile sim card. It installed a few t mobile apps and about 10 garbage apps like pinterest, tik tok, and a whole bunch of retarded games. Im at max rustle. Thinking about just changing carriers tomorrow. But they probably all do this crap now.
 
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