Hoss
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Better yet, get one of every donut they have so the office sampler has to fuck up every single donut.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Or, just get a big box of assorted donut holes.
Btw, fuck that entitled asshole cunt. I can't stand people like that. Jimmies fully rustled...
Btw, fuck that entitled asshole cunt. I can't stand people like that. Jimmies fully rustled...
Hoss
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Being @'d in an email. You already sent me a goddamn email, why the fuck is it even an option to @ someone? That just makes a little marker appear in a totally different place that I have to go look at because it doesn't go away just from reading the email. Apparently its real important that I see the notification which simply says "soandso mentioned you". I don't even think there's a link to the email.
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fred sanford
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I guess the software manufacturers know people are too retarded to read a full email. It's like cliff notes for people with low attention spans.
While we're on this subject, I can't stand it when people send emails and decide to highlight/bold specific parts of their emails. One guy always sends us emails where he'll specifically highlight, bold, and enlarge items that require an actual action. Thankfully I don't deal with him often. Whenever I reply to him, I will do the same but make it random. I'll use bold here, italics there. Then I'll enlarge some text, make other text smaller than normal. Then I splash in random colors.
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Julian The Apostate
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Fogel
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One of my supers would do that and make the font's different colors as well. When I replied and I also instructed all of my office staff to do this as well, I changed the color of the text of every letter / number on the reply. It would give you a fucking headache reading it cuz it looked like a rainbow. He got the message , fast.
Haus
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Had a medical procedure done yesterday (Health issues thread if you're morbidly curious)
Have to be put under for it.
Being put under just kicked my sleep rhythm clock across the damn room. Wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed the next day at 4:30am
Silver lining : early start to Shitpost Saturday
Have to be put under for it.
Being put under just kicked my sleep rhythm clock across the damn room. Wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed the next day at 4:30am
Silver lining : early start to Shitpost Saturday
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Bandwagon
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On a call with a mtf trans person and others. Person is taking hormones and growing tits now, but otherwise looks and sounds like a gay dude.
Anyways, he's on Webcam on the call. Work from home. Wearing a dirty t-shirt and no bra. Man boobs flopping around.
I'm so fucking disgusted right now I dont even know what to say.
Anyways, he's on Webcam on the call. Work from home. Wearing a dirty t-shirt and no bra. Man boobs flopping around.
I'm so fucking disgusted right now I dont even know what to say.
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Vuuxo
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You call him a disgusting faggot and when he loses his shit, misgender him again. Then tell him to take the gun and shoot himself in the neck.
Bandwagon
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I told my office manager about it. He's going to report him to hr if he does it again.
He was the only person on the call with a camera on. By the end of the call, I was very convinced it was intentional.
I'm so grossed out.
Vuuxo
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SeanDoe1z1
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God…
this is me. I write long emails to a lot of different external addresses. If I can make it brief, It’s normal day to day but often is crisis mode 9000.
But often I have to be verbose. All I care about is one or two things typically, so I highlight it. I bold the “you fucked up” portion, but it largely is angry so I avoid it.
I don’t manage people, I just cost money so dislike my words getting telephoned and/or misrepresented for whatever means.
During some burnout I tried not giving a fuck and copy pasting my short hand notes into a “don’t talk to me” internal app. It just creates more calls from PMs because now they have figure out WTH you meant.
sorry guys pretty sure my mom was main lining extra strength Tylenol when she had me.
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Sludig
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Sorta similiar, quick stop into a dollar tree for something. a troon, and 3 other pasty greasy long haired beta orbiters, 2 of the 4 in full canister N95's and 2 w/ regular masks.
Then earlier in the day real troony looking bitch came in, but the instant reaction panned out when the 350 lb dude and a 2nd actual troon that was with her walked in. So many trannies in tulsa, far more than I had seen in CO working same buildings.
Got cold feet on yelling TROOOOON in the dungeon on the way out of the dollar tree, but I didnt need to get jailed for decking one trying to defend their honor, since last time a coworker made a smart aleck remark to a gaggle of them, we had a full on drag them out sputtering in faggot speak.
Then earlier in the day real troony looking bitch came in, but the instant reaction panned out when the 350 lb dude and a 2nd actual troon that was with her walked in. So many trannies in tulsa, far more than I had seen in CO working same buildings.
Got cold feet on yelling TROOOOON in the dungeon on the way out of the dollar tree, but I didnt need to get jailed for decking one trying to defend their honor, since last time a coworker made a smart aleck remark to a gaggle of them, we had a full on drag them out sputtering in faggot speak.
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Sludig
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Written as intended, only confusing part maybe is talking 2 instances, yesterday at the store vs seeing so many at work.
Maybe the troon dungeon didn't come across, was playing on harry potter scene of them yelling troll in the dungeon but Here it's horrifying troons.
Hoss
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Troon in the dungeon was the one part I understood. I didn't place it as harry potter, but I knew I'd heard someone shouting troll in the dungeon somewhere.
This was the most confusing. "we had a full on drag them out sputtering in faggot speak." Maybe just not enough context but it sounds like you laid hands on them for some reason when all they were doing was spouting gibberish?
Sludig
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Long version was the flamer fags were in there and were told an outcome or answer they didnt like, threw up their hands that omg wasted their whole day (they were there approximately 3 minutes) etc. On the way out our more retarded non people person thought it wise to spout out about boy what a bunch of man children. (One troon, both overweight so I assume took it as misgendering). The dude spun on his heel, neckbeard bristling, literally the like stereotype fat hand in the air, index finger up on high waggling. That he would not stand for this, and just a slew of bitching while it became 3 of us telling him to gtfo or else we would assist him out. Ended up with a double elbow lock out the front door.
I really wish I could record some of the stuff would be almost youtube worthy, though funnily enough we just got a memo about AI glasses being forbidden at work.