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Fucker

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I mentioned the DQ out in the middle of nowhere was purchased by a street shitter. It used to be 100% local teens running it. Now, it is 100% street shitter, and some of them don't understand a single word of English.
 
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RobXIII

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Sludig said:
Local costco seems to have stopped carrying velveta bulk boxes. Just shitty basic craft boxes which at this point I find foul.
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You can buy a lot of stuff on Costco.com that is no longer stocked locally. I had the same issue with those tiny cans of pineapple juice, but if your order is enough $$$ it's free shipping. So stock up!

Also I heard if there's a * near the price, it means they are not restocking that item anymore.
 
Haus

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The starting QB on your fantasy team, the first week back from an injury, apparently breaks his left arm....
The team he plays on has their backup RB in (who your opponent this week has) and runs in a TD on the next play to put him 3 points ahead of you, and seals your loss for the week.
 
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Brahma

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Went to Dunkin Donuts like I do every morning. It's usually packed to the point drive thru is out to the street. Inside is a little better, but sometimes to the door. Today? NO ONE in either line. I asked the manager WTF is everyone? She says food stamps stopped this weekend or some shit? HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK can you purchase donuts and shit with food stamps? That just seems so off target IMO.
 
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RobXIII

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Haus said:
The starting QB on your fantasy team, the first week back from an injury, apparently breaks his left arm....
The team he plays on has their backup RB in (who your opponent this week has) and runs in a TD on the next play to put him 3 points ahead of you, and seals your loss for the week.
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I don't play these because 1) I don't have any clue who anyone is in sports anymore and 2) I have SUCH bad luck IRL that last two times I played I came in dead last. In an office of like 50 lol.

The luck thing is so bad, on game night they had a special rule named after me, on my 3rd roll in a row of one (20 sided dice keep in mind) when trying to do one action, it counted as a saving throw.
 
Goatface

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Brahma said:
Went to Dunkin Donuts like I do every morning. It's usually packed to the point drive thru is out to the street. Inside is a little better, but sometimes to the door. Today? NO ONE in either line. I asked the manager WTF is everyone? She says food stamps stopped this weekend or some shit? HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK can you purchase donuts and shit with food stamps? That just seems so off target IMO.
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Restaurant Meals Programs, think they vary from state to state but supposed to be for elderly, disabled and homeless.
 
TomServo

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Brahma said:
Went to Dunkin Donuts like I do every morning. It's usually packed to the point drive thru is out to the street. Inside is a little better, but sometimes to the door. Today? NO ONE in either line. I asked the manager WTF is everyone? She says food stamps stopped this weekend or some shit? HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK can you purchase donuts and shit with food stamps? That just seems so off target IMO.
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fucking corporate welfare aka 1 step removed from communism. coca cola bribes naacp nogs. they cape for food stamps for sugar water in exchange. we then also have to pay for the lard asses.
 
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