Chain Rustling Inbound.....
House Project for Fall : Get the interior of the house painted along with de-popcorn a couple rooms and fix some minor cracks....
Call painter for quote. He comes over, looks at the types of cracks and says "I can't quote you for this in good faith until you get the foundation looked at, these are signs that we'd paint it and in 6 months you'd have cracks and be unhappy with it."
Call foundation people (All Pro Foundation in Dallas, they've done work on my mom's house and were good and reasonably priced). They come out. Guy looks around the house, doesn't even unpack his gear. "I don't need to measure the details of your slab, you have a leak of some kind under the middle which is pushing the middle up, and pulling the ceiling away from the walls on the outer edges". Proceeds to take me on a tour of the outside of the house to show evidence there I hadn't even noticed yet. "You're going to need to call a plumber, probably drain line replacement since I know this will be an old cast iron drain".
Call Plumer he recommends, they can't get someone out before a week and a half from now. But they spend half the call trying to convince me of the method to fix without even looking at the problem, which conveniently enough happens to be the most expensive means of repair (tunnel under the house and manually replace the pipe along the same path.) Call another plumber and get a much better response. He agrees that there are multiple ways depending on the situation, and can have a guy out Friday.
So one tiny silver lining? In a cascade of middle fingers from the universe. All because I wanted prettier walls to make the wife happy.