Aldarion
Egg Nazi
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I've told this story before and will again and dont care
I used to travel a fair amount, and I'd generally have a laptop with me. I was always annoyed that whenever I'd open my laptop motherfuckers would like lean over to see what I was doing on it. Interesting, I thought, that seems like a rude and intrusive thing to do.
Around that time, smartphones suddenly became universal. All of a sudden every motherfucker in the airport was staring at their little screen tapping away like they had some super important CEO level stuff going on. Out of my way, peasants, their look would say - I'm changing the world over here doing my important business on my important device.
Since society had already established that youre permitted to lean over and check out what people are doing on their devices, well, when in Rome... so I started my new airport hobby. I no longer get out my laptop. I just watch what other people are doing on their little bullshitphones.
Tiktoks, the most retarded games youve ever seen in your life, and porn. Those 3 categories capture 100% of what people are doing on their phones in the airport or on the airplane. One hundred fucking percent. Its been over a decade since I started my new hobby and I've yet to see an exception.
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