Whats rustling your jimmies?
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M Power
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WITH CREAM CHEESE. HOW IS THIS NOT UNDERSTOOD? You people eat your bagels like children. Toasted with melted fucking cream cheese? This is good? No. It's garbage. Do you not eat bagels with flavorings like everything seasoning or sesame seed or salt or any of the other plethora of options?
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Aldarion
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You put cold cream cheese on your raw, cold bagel and just eat it?
I knew we had some degenerates around here but this is crossing a line that shouldnt be crossed
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Hoss
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I eat them with cream cheese or butter and sometimes salt. That's it other than the times I make a breakfast sandwich out of it. But in all cases they are toasted on the inside. You can put all the seasonings you want on it, but raw is raw and you should be mocked.
M Power
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I eat at a calorie deficit the entire week I think I can maintain a 300-500 calorie breakfast item you slob.
Real New Yorkers Don't Toast Bagels
Sheriff Cad
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Aldarion
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M Power
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I've come to the conclusion you all are flyover state people where Longhorn is the towns fancy night out.
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Hoss
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Burren
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Sorry man. Lots of us have dealt with that. It’s heartbreaking. The upside - after a grieving period - is you can rescue another buddy and give them a great life.
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RobXIII
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Sorry to hear that, it's the worst. Can you still take him out somewhere fun and give him all sorts of treats? I haven't had a dog in like 8 years, I miss having one but wouldn't be fair without a 2nd adult here to keep them company while I'm at work :*(
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Wife is a prey animal, I am not.
We decide to pick up take out from my favorite restaurant/burger place on the way home, we both order the same burger, but hers is of course Impossible garbage. We pick the order up, make it all the way home…and of course they gave us both cardboard paddies…ugh such a good burge setup, reduced to dry pulp /sigh.
Of course the wife loved hers, because reconstituted cardboard tastes good when you don’t know any better
We decide to pick up take out from my favorite restaurant/burger place on the way home, we both order the same burger, but hers is of course Impossible garbage. We pick the order up, make it all the way home…and of course they gave us both cardboard paddies…ugh such a good burge setup, reduced to dry pulp /sigh.
Of course the wife loved hers, because reconstituted cardboard tastes good when you don’t know any better
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Burren
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It’s even worse than that. Impossible burgers have more chemical poison in them than most processed foods.Wife is a prey animal, I am not.
We decide to pick up take out from my favorite restaurant/burger place on the way home, we both order the same burger, but hers is of course Impossible garbage. We pick the order up, make it all the way home…and of course they gave us both cardboard paddies…ugh such a good burge setup, reduced to dry pulp /sigh.
Of course the wife loved hers, because reconstituted cardboard tastes good when you don’t know any better
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fred sanford
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You can’t trust anybody making minimum wage to be accurate these days. Every time we pick up food from anywhere, I always check it before I leave.Wife is a prey animal, I am not.
We decide to pick up take out from my favorite restaurant/burger place on the way home, we both order the same burger, but hers is of course Impossible garbage. We pick the order up, make it all the way home…and of course they gave us both cardboard paddies…ugh such a good burge setup, reduced to dry pulp /sigh.
Of course the wife loved hers, because reconstituted cardboard tastes good when you don’t know any better
Sheriff Cad
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Those things are terrible, you are right. I think the people who like them have just convinced themselves they're fine because of ideology - they are not fine.Wife is a prey animal, I am not.
We decide to pick up take out from my favorite restaurant/burger place on the way home, we both order the same burger, but hers is of course Impossible garbage. We pick the order up, make it all the way home…and of course they gave us both cardboard paddies…ugh such a good burge setup, reduced to dry pulp /sigh.
Of course the wife loved hers, because reconstituted cardboard tastes good when you don’t know any better
RobXIII
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I COULD be wrong (someone on the internet wrong?!), but I always assumed the Impossible burgers were focused on being better for the environment than raising cattle, and they've never pretended to be more healthy. They have wayyy more salt than normal beef, and even more saturated fat with coconut / sunflower oil and other chems.
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