Whats rustling your jimmies?

Chakravartin_sl

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Level 3 in Super Hexagon. Why does the fucking cursor suddenly steer like it's on ice. Why can't it be like the other 4 levels where the challenge comes from the patterns and now how crippled the controls are.
 

Jobitz_sl

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People who are in their late twenties or older who can't handle their liquor. If you are still puking and drinking to the point of being an asshole then it is time to hang up your drinking boots.
 

Lejina

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Came back home after 3 weeks. There's 2 feet of snow in my driveway and it's hard as concrete.
 

vGrade

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When Zack and Ivy would say "Player,C5 us to_________" No one knows what that shit means
 

Firewalker

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Movies where people stand in the tub and THEN start the shower. Everyone knows you check the temperature and get it just right before getting in that shit.
 

Ichu

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Aamry

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This is sort of a carry over from the You know you're getting old thread.

Getting ID'd for thing. I can go into an ABC Fine Wine and Spirits, doesn't matter which one and never get ID'd. I can't go into a gas station around here and get a single beer without the attendant reading every word on my license, checking for the hologram and checking it against a database for fucks sake.
 

Big Phoenix

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I know man, poor Aria Giovanni
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. Though I could easily fix that problem with my mouth and about an hour.

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Seananigans

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Well I mostly meant IRL, because that's when they lack the feeling of nipples. But yeah, they're also a bummer in pictars
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Pennilenko

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My fat family members that have latched onto this whole thin privilege "fat is just as healthy as not fat" bullshit. Fat fucks need to quit justifying their disgusting lifestyle and eating habits to make themselves feel better about being morbidly fat.
 
My fat family members that have latched onto this whole thin privilege "fat is just as healthy as not fat" bullshit. Fat fucks need to quit justifying their disgusting lifestyle and eating habits to make themselves feel better about being morbidly fat.
^---- This. Also, people who drive under the speed limit and how they seem to magically find the one other person on the road like them to drive next too while the lines of cars back up behind them.
 

Hoss

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People I share an office with setting the thermostat at 8 degrees. I don't know what jungle these fucks are from where they need the heat cranked up to 80 and are still wearing sweaters. I'm not even playing thermostat wars with them because I can stay out of the building. But I hate when I have to come in for a phone call, or something. And don't even try to imagine what the damned bathroom smells like at 80 degrees.

I sincerely hope they break the heater.