Whats rustling your jimmies?

Hoss said:

I just sneezed in the middle of cuttin a turd and about ripped my asshole open. I didn't even know that was a thing I had to worry about.

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George Carlin had a joke about this.

Did you ever have to sneeze while you’re taking a piss? It’s frightening isn’t it? It’s frightening cause actually, you can’t do it! It’s physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won’t let it happen; your brain says “STOP PISSING!!! YOU’RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!” cause your brain knows you might blow your asshole out!

From one of his comedy specials. It's rustling my jimmies to know George Carlin deceived us, and it is actually possible.