Whats rustling your jimmies?

McCheese

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I went down to Blaine to pick up a package today. Border guard asks me "why are you wearing a tie to pick up a package?" Uh... because I want to? (I thought this in my head) Searches my car only to find another 10 ties in my trunk. That asshole guard pretty much hinted he thinks I was up to no good. Fuck him in the ass. He should pick on real criminals.

As a side note, when did wearing tie on a weekend become such an abnormal thing?
Most people don't consider ties to be very comfortable apparel, which is why they aren't popular unless they're required. It is almost literally a noose around your neck, and especially when the weather is warmer or humid ties are incredibly uncomfortable.
 

Pontius_sl

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People that don't respect queues. Be it foodstore, bank, anything. And people that walk slow in front of you and you can't pass them. Makes me want to rage.
 

Kreugen

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Why in the fuck did windows 8 remove the option to automatically rename duplicate files? And they marketed the removal as an IMPROVEMENT? What the fuck?
 

Big Phoenix

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lol conehead

Wait this dumb bitch "kept" that stray after it attacked two other people? God you just ruslted my jimmies Izo.
 

Borzak

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Diagnosed with massive brain damage today either due to many strokes or MS (spinal tap Tuesday to find out). In just a few weeks lost feeling of hot/cold in over 1/2 my body, the use of one hand, the ability to walk without a cane and even then it's questionable, and the ability to think clearly.

Pretty rustled today. To add insult to injury when I finally got home I broke a tooth.
 

Gravy

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Diagnosed with massive brain damage today either due to many strokes or MS (spinal tap Tuesday to find out). In just a few weeks lost feeling of hot/cold in over 1/2 my body, the use of one hand, the ability to walk without a cane and even then it's questionable, and the ability to think clearly.

Pretty rustled today. To add insult to injury when I finally got home I broke a tooth.
Diagnosed with massive brain damage, and still typing and communicating better than half this board. The brain is a strange thing.

As someone who also has a ton of medical issues, I feel you, man. Try not to let the really tough days get you down; easier said than done, right? Also, enjoy the good days as much as you can. Sending positive vibes your way.
 

Borzak

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It takes a long time to type actually. It's amazing how hard it is to type correctly when you can't feel the little bump on the J key with your finger.

Probably the last 2-3 weeks I have really going over all my post and emails to make sure I didn't booboo.

Thanks for the kind words. I thought I had got all the bad medical stuff having been diagnosed with diabetes at age 6.

Anyway back to Jimmies being rustled. The tooth I broke earlier totally broke off while chewing on a tums tablet. Just not my day.
 

Hoss

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Holy shit, there is a bump on the J key. When the fuck did that happen?
 

McCheese

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Well, might as well lock the thread. No way anyone is going to beat Borzak's rustle.
 

Ignatius

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Holy shit, there is a bump on the J key. When the fuck did that happen?
J and F. I remember my teacher saying something about home row keys and correct finger placement, but fuck that, I was more preocupied with playing Chip's Challenge.
 

McCheese

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Real men learned to type while bringing pulls back to their groups in EQ and/or typing between song twisting.