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My girlfriend in high school was like this. Super wet all the time. The spots she would leave in the bed, absolutely insane. She would practically soak the size of her body, and the spots would dry white so there was a lot going on there. I had no idea it wasn't normal until after the fact, because she's been the only one even remotely likely that.
Super wet is the worst. At first it's fun then you realize you get 0 friction.
Did she have hyperhidrosis? I dated a girl for a while who had it and would get wet as fuck. It was sorta cool, because I love slippery, nasty sex(love when a girl slobbers all over my dick, for instance). The only downside is that it would often be so bad/wet that you couldn't really feel shit when fucking her due to all the lubrication.
This.
I have no clue, I haven't talked to her in 15 years.
Well get off your lazy ass, call her and ask. Ffs.
Fucking Capri in the adult bookstore and the dude asking for the used/ filled condom ?
Having Wolf shuttle my hooker du jour to my location and cleaning them in preparation and them returning them to there drug spots ?
nah, i will go with
fucking capri before work, fucking deena at lunch, then fucking seimone after work and thne going home to the wife
You're such a disgusting whore johnny.
My wife and I are swingers so I could go on and on about quite the numbers of crazy stories. Threesomes, an orgy, and some crazy foursomes with other couples. Please don't include "all of us".
PM me pics and A/S/L please.
Did my first porn in 2012, did a couple more since then. Since last year have been hanging out with one chick semi regularly and doing stuff for her Onlyfans.
Was with her at Berlin sex club Kit Kat in January, but nothing happened. A few weeks later I went on my own to Torture Garden, messaged some random girl off a fetish tinder like app and said "hey I'll be at TG this weekend" by chance she was as well, agreed to meet up. Spent ages going down on her in the main room then went back to hers.
What's her onlyfans?
Not crazy, but here's a ridiculous one.
18 years ago, there's a knock on my front door at like 3pm on a Friday, I'm not expecting anyone. Open the door and its a girl I fooled around with in high school, I haven't seen or talked to her in a couple of years, she had moved away after school. I invite her in and am like "Whats going on, how did you even find me?! lol" and she is all nervous and tells me she got a hold of another mutual friend who gave her my address. She then tells me that she is actually in town because she is getting married the next day. I'm congratulating her when she goes "Ok, I have to be honest and just say what I am going to say before I chicken out" or something like that. She proceeds to tell me how she's been with a bunch of guys over the years, but she's never had sex anything like what we had, and she doesn't want to ever hurt her future husband or anything, but also doesn't want to go the rest of her life never experiencing that again... and will I fuck her one last time so she can get it out of her system and move on with her life.
I had literally been dumped the night before by my girlfriend of 2 years because she was super Mormon and was having a religious breakdown or something, and I had been up half the night because I was devastated. So I went "Fuck it" and picked her up, kissed her while carrying her into my room (she was tiny) and tossed her on the edge of the bed. I pulled down her jeans and just started going down on her. She was sopping already and after a minute I just stood up and held her legs against my chest, yanked down my pants and slammed home. She moans, I pull out slowly and ram in fast again.......and then I just fucking cum.
Like, total shock, completely unexpected, one second I was in total control planning on fucking her every which way, and the next I'm just grunting and trying to stop/figure out what the fuck just happened. She's trying to buck against me, not realizing yet, and I'm just trying to keep standing as this surprise orgasm hits me. I try to salvage something and keep moving as much as I can, but I'm rapidly getting limp and she's realized something is up. I kind of stammer apologize and try to start explaining that I don't know what happened, and she's like "Wait, did you?.. did you just cum in me?!" and then she proceeds to freak out/break down in tears. She's sobbing and saying it wasn't supposed to be like this, and I wasn't supposed to cum in her, and this was all a mistake. I'm just trying to calm her down and apologize, and she ends up pulling her pants up, and basically running out of my house in tears.
I felt awful, plus I felt like a pile of shit for fucking over some random dude the day before his wedding.
2 hours later my Morman girlfriend shows up telling me she's prayed about it and we belong together.... and I proceed to start crying and telling her what happened because I was a wreck. Basically, it was a total shit show because I'm a fucking idiot.
Anyway, I did randomly get a Facebook friend request from her a couple of years ago, I accepted it out of curiosity. She's still married to the same guy, they have several kids and she's real real big. She's never messaged me, or even commented on anything I've posted, and other than accepting her request, I've never reached out either. Part of me now wonders if I actually helped their marriage, if at the back of her mind she's always had a "the grass is not always greener! I better make this work." mentality.
IF this was the "entertaining sex stories" thread I think I could fill pages lol.
That's a good one. You cucked that man hard.
