When was the last time you had sex?

Noodleface

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No she had a miscarriage and we finally were starting to have sex again, but doctor said don't try getting pregnant for a few months. She asked me to use condoms and I presented my arguments and she agreed to give it a shot.

Nice attempt though.
 
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Went to the LA craft beer pub crawl with the wife and got ripped on tasty beverages then fucked in the car inside the parking garage. Twas a good day.
 
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BoozeCube

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Almost feel like fucking your wife is cheating...




























































You know because she is so easy
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It was the summer of '69. I was a young tanned lad living the small country life -- she was just a girl from the big apple
 
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Johnny53

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last night around 11
yesterday morning at 6 (masturbated at 730)
the night before that around 11
pretty much twice a day, at bed time and at wake up
now this weekend in hedonism...figuring
friday at least once after we arrive
saturday 3 or 4 times in the "playroom" along with some beachside blowjobs
sunday a couple of more times before we check out
so i over estimated....
friday we arrived around 4, later then we wanted....thank you spirit airlines
we checked in hit the nude beach and dropped trowel, wennet back to the room and and sex on our balcony, which overlooks the nude beach
dinner, dancing and around 11 we hit the playroom, grabbed a unused mattress in the center of the room and went at, later another couple asked to use the rest of the mattress, we obliged (later saw that same couple in montego bay airport, they were leaving also, back to arizona they said,
saturday woke up,, hit the nude beach, then breakfast, then watersports (kayaking, paddle boarding and catamaran)
lunch, then back to the room for sex, thunder storm rolls in so we went down for lunch and mingling
dinner, dancing and by 1030 back to the playroom for more fucking,
sunday morning we woke up early and banged another one out

we were channel flipping and they had 3 porn stations , so that was on most times we were in the room, the wife was watching as well, even told me to turn it on a couple of times, for background noise,
on our balcony she gave a baby oil massage with her tits and ass
also she massaged me with her hair (tickled)
on saturday she wore a school girl skirt and see thru top to dinner, later that evening she was mauled by another lady wearing a school girl skirt, the lady was trying to make out with her,
for breakfast and lunch the wife wore her string bikini bottoms, heels and my tank top tied at her waist
so the final count was 5 over the weekend, i am not counting the fluffer blowjobs as they did result in me cumming, but my dick was in her mouth a lot
 
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Echuta

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so i over estimated....
friday we arrived around 4, later then we wanted....thank you spirit airlines
we checked in hit the nude beach and dropped trowel, wennet back to the room and and sex on our balcony, which overlooks the nude beach
dinner, dancing and around 11 we hit the playroom, grabbed a unused mattress in the center of the room and went at, later another couple asked to use the rest of the mattress, we obliged (later saw that same couple in montego bay airport, they were leaving also, back to arizona they said,
saturday woke up,, hit the nude beach, then breakfast, then watersports (kayaking, paddle boarding and catamaran)
lunch, then back to the room for sex, thunder storm rolls in so we went down for lunch and mingling
dinner, dancing and by 1030 back to the playroom for more fucking,
sunday morning we woke up early and banged another one out

we were channel flipping and they had 3 porn stations , so that was on most times we were in the room, the wife was watching as well, even told me to turn it on a couple of times, for background noise,
on our balcony she gave a baby oil massage with her tits and ass
also she massaged me with her hair (tickled)
on saturday she wore a school girl skirt and see thru top to dinner, later that evening she was mauled by another lady wearing a school girl skirt, the lady was trying to make out with her,
for breakfast and lunch the wife wore her string bikini bottoms, heels and my tank top tied at her waist
so the final count was 5 over the weekend, i am not counting the fluffer blowjobs as they did result in me cumming, but my dick was in her mouth a lot

So you go to Hedonism where there's a rediculous amount of swingers and the only woman you bang was your wife?
 
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Haus

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She didn't freak out or laugh but she m was definitely not exactly pleased

You need to tell her "I promise not to shoot any into your hair, but if you want me to be able to keep that promise you're gonna need to shave those eyebrows off..."

Also, did we get a clarification as to if the sex in question:
A) Has to involve someone else
B) "Someone else" has to be human?
 
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Satuday morning, about 5:30am. Had to make sure we had time to get it in(ha) before the toddler woke up and came to get in bet with us. 5:30 am is a godawful early time, but I'll wake up for sex.
 
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chorboy

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Just made a tinder, if i get any crazy bitches i will update. Just starting college
 
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mkopec

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Got a quickie in today before she went to sleep. Last one when we were partying Saturday. Was pounding that shit for like 30 min if not longer cause of whiskey dick. I think she enjoyed that one.
 
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