Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?

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Neki

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A: Very attractive and confident, good in bed, loves socialising with people, likes to attract attention from other guys, you have to make all effort.


B) Average looking, quite clingy, a bit meh in bed, wont look at other guys, loves you, and makes a lot of effort.


Which one if you had a choice?
 

McCheese

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I'll give my answer in song:


Serious answer:

I'd rather have A for a "girlfriend", but B for a relationship/long-term potential.
 

Drinsic

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A, because otherwise I'm going to be thinking about fucking A the whole time I'm dating B.
 

Bellringer_sl

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Trust. Thats all.

FYI, If you post in the SS section, might wanna post a fucking picture you twat.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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A if you want 100% chance of break up and divorce

B if you want 50% chance of potential marriage partner or 50% chance of crazy cunt.

B.
I WILL TAKE IT.
 

Phazael

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For me its more about intelligence and sense of humor, so the B category is nearly always going to out do the A category in that department. For a long term relationship, B every single time. The A option is only good for when you are young and just looking to fuck anything that moves.
 

cabbitcabbit

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Because you can't ever improve that, right?
Why would you waste your time helping someone relearn a basic human skill? The question was "Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?" not "Which one of these would you like to have chained to your leg until your heart explodes in 50 years?"



Also confident and social over clingy any day of the week. Girl B sounds like the girl who would write your names together in her notebook a thousand times. Someone who loves you more than you love her.
 

iannis

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I don't see how A is a bad choice beyond "You have to make all the effort". If you have to make ALL the effort, she's really not your girlfriend.

So I qualify that internally to "you have to make all the sexual advances". If that's the only downside, that I have to grab her titty to let her know I wanna fuck -- then I'll happily take it. She'll leave me the fuck alone when I wanna be left alone.

But if you mean that you literally have to put forth ALL the effort about anything having to do with your relationship ever -- sure, that's not a relationship at all. In that case I guess I'd take B, since it's the only actual choice. In that case the question is sort of, "Would you rather lie to yourself and occassionally fuck a hot bitch maybe -- or not lie to yourself and never have to make your own sammiches?"
 

Pagan

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Around 5-6 years ago I broke up with a girlfriend who was incredibly hot and had a gorgeous body since she was horrible in bed. I tried to teach her new tricks to make it worth it, however in the end she just assumed she was doing it right.

So to answer your question, no you cannot ALWAYS improve that persons sex skills.
 

Bellringer_sl

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Around 5-6 years ago I broke up with a girlfriend who was incredibly hot and had a gorgeous body since she was horrible in bed. I tried to teach her new tricks to make it worth it, however in the end she just assumed she was doing it right.

So to answer your question, no you cannot ALWAYS improve that persons sex skills.
Did you really end a 6 year relationship on the sole basis that she was horrible in bed?
 

cabbitcabbit

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Did you really end a 6 year relationship on the sole basis that she was horrible in bed?
He said 5-6 years ago. Not that he dated her for six years but if you do happen to be with someone for that long and they are terrible in the sack then yeah. Time to end it
 

Bellringer_sl

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He said 5-6 years ago. Not that he dated her for six years but if you do happen to be with someone for that long and they are terrible in the sack then yeah. Time to end it
Yeah thanks. I definitely misread that.

Edit: But if that is the only reason you are ending a long term relationship....idk. If you actually love someone I would think you would look past such things. Now if it were only one of many contributing factors, that would be different.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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Why would you waste your time helping someone relearn a basic human skill? The question was "Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?" not "Which one of these would you like to have chained to your leg until your heart explodes in 50 years?"



Also confident and social over clingy any day of the week. Girl B sounds like the girl who would write your names together in her notebook a thousand times. Someone who loves you more than you love her.
Girl A sounds like the type who would leave the bar with another dude and you with a tab for three (or the type to let a party run a train on her in the living room so more people can see/join in (if you're not the bar type)).
 

cabbitcabbit

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Neither are optimal choice and I never really mind if my girlfriend flirts since I do it a lot too. Big difference between flirtation and straight up hitting on someone. If you're a confident, funny, interesting person who's good in bed, you really shouldn't have to worry about your girlfriend looking for the D elsewhere. Unless she's a total sociopath I guess.