Why do you post at FOH?

I see only three possibilities here.

One: Y"all are getting trolled hardcore. None of these "people" are real. They"ve taking you on a magic carpet ride straight from the trailer park. They"re posting the "Clampetts Marriage Reality Show" here and you guys are biting. In a couple months" time, they"ll head out for the "honeymoon" in the Airstream, break down, get robbed at gonpoint, and post pleading for cash wire transfers to get out of jail in Dry Hump, Nebraska. Its all an elaborate online scheme to steal your cash, people!

Two: This is very real. They really are like that in real life, and they"re becoming a couple. Soon they will bond, then copulate under the light of a full moon, and the seed shall be that which creates the antichrist, the killer of worlds, and the ender of all reality. Cletus and Sally-Mae here are just the first step...the planters and sowers of the seed.

Three: Fucking A, the first two made me forget the third.

Foler said:

Galiem must really be desperate. I think he was just desperate to get laid. Accidentally knocked her up, freaked out, calmed down. Proposed to keep her cool and prob will end up getting a divorce (if they ever even get married) only 2 months after marriage.

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You all don"t know crap about me and Galiem. We love each other a lot and is happily getting married. We was trying to have a baby together and we finally did it. We have been together for almost a year.

I luv you FoHSS, THIISSSSS MUCH!!!

That deformed baby is very relevant to the discussion. Did you snap a future photo of Shelly"s mutated offspring?

The baby should also have a cig in it"s mouth.

I think Foler proved it to be pretty true. I mean this Shelly thing has an internet footprint. This is either the most elaborate trolling ever or this fucked up shit exists.

Even if it is a troll, the info discovered is A+...However, given the genetic make up of the people involved I leaning toward it not being an actual troll. But some sort of symphony of retardation to necro a thread and keep it going with posts singing the praises of an awesome life..filled with cigarettes, genetic deformities, and the inability to ride amusement park rides.

I missed the original thread. Christ almighty I almost burst a blood vessel laughing so hard.

As fucked up as this sounds in my head while I am typing this, I hope she miscarries so that poor child does not have to deal with this shit.

Oh he"s in the army? Explains alot. I don"t know a single person in the Army that doesn"t have short sighted marriages. Crazy chicks seem to love Army men and Army men seem to refuse to get deployed without being married.

Found pics of the mom and baby. Elora Danan is a weird name for a kid, but w/e.

Foler said:

LOL NOT ACCORDING TO THAT THREAD HE MADE ON THE OTHER FORUM!

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That was when we was fighting and that is none of your business. Why does everyone on here are trolls?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yutnopash said:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Ok I"ve been drinking but does this make sense to anyone?

Phoenix said:

Why did he take down the pic of his ex?

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Because, and I stand by my initial assessment, she looked like Michael Chiklis. That"s why I can"t decide if he moved up or down on the scale or just horizontally.

Thread-summary please.