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Troll_sl

shitlord
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aevry is a god with no peer
At the sight of his junk women cheer
He pleases them all
From spring unto fall
He's got ladies from France to Zaire

There was a man name aevry
Who had indescribable bravery
He took down a demon
With his innumerable semen
To taste of the maiden's savory.
 
Burren

Burren

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Troll_sl said:
aevry is a god with no peer
At the sight of his junk women cheer
He pleases them all
From spring unto fall
He's got ladies from France to Zaire

There was a man name aevry
Who had indescribable bravery
He took down a demon
With his innumerable semen
To taste of the maiden's savory.
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Who's jelly? This guy.
 
Tmac

Tmac

Adventurer
<Gold Donor>
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Is there a rhyme battle afoot?
Tis aevry's heart Troll done took?
Well blow the man down
Cause that's all Troll can do.
And take a look here,
Cause I'm bout to fuck you.

With words my friend,
don't get in a fright.
But, I'll speak matter of factly,
I'ma steal aevry's heart tonight.

I'll be your gaming buddy,
That you so desperately seek.
Forget that Troll bitch,
And to the Inn come meet,
The partner you never had,
And never saw coming,
I promise you won't regret it.
I mean really,
All Troll talks about is cumming.
 
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Troll_sl

shitlord
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6
I promised limmericks for an invite. I'm delivering. Y'all best stop hating.

aevry's manhood has no rival
Women await his arrival
He's never too quick
To show them his trick
And after they need a revival.
 
Tmac

Tmac

Adventurer
<Gold Donor>
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Ain't nobody hating on your limmerick
In fact, anyone can pull such a simple trick
You're not all that clever
Your attempts I shall sever
And aevry shall soon, be on my dick
 
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Viktorr

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Obviously he's been planning this for a while. He just needed to insert a name.

Well, could be wrong, but just saying. Anyways...he kept his word I guess heh.
 
Quaid

Quaid

Trump's Staff
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Taken! Let me know if you'd like a closed beta key for EverQuest Next: Landmark. I bought a founders pack and will be happy to give you a friend key when they are sent to me. Leave me a PM.

Thanks!
 
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Troll_sl

shitlord
1,703
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Viktorr_sl said:
Obviously he's been planning this for a while. He just needed to insert a name.

Well, could be wrong, but just saying. Anyways...he kept his word I guess heh.
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No planning. They're actually pretty shitty limmericks.

But I come through with what I say, and I paid limmericks for a key.
 
Mr Creed

Mr Creed

Too old for this shit
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I have another stress test key. The times are Friday, December 6th, 5PM PST - 9PM PST and Saturday, December 7th, 11AM PST - 3PM PST. PM me if you can manage the download in time to actually get some use out of the key.
 
Bruman

Bruman

Golden Squire
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I believe they're still using a NDA, which is funny, because there's plenty of livestreams and gameplay footage they've released themselves. As well as general comments people post. I guess they just don't want 500 videos on youtube.
 
Korrupt

Korrupt

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Has anyone had success with their customer service? I have another account I cant get into which was already a third new one.

Do they have a phone number for CS since they dont respond to emails?
 
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