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moonarchia

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It's like how we tell people "If you like Game of Thrones.. when it gets to the scene showing her sailing across the sea with her dragons, just STOP WATCHING. That's all there is in the show."

Or "There was only one season of Westworld."
There was only one Highlander movie.
 
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Cybsled

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In the show Chuck, there is a scene where one of the characters loses all his memories of movies he watched. So he watches the Star Wars movies, but he starts with episode 1 and the prequels ruin his enjoyment of the OG trilogy. He then mentions he saw the first 3 Indiana Jones movies and asks if there are more than 3, so his friend says 'no' to save him the pain of Crystal Skull lol
 
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Neranja

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We can't have a functional, useful, heroic pivotal character be stable, competent, MALE, and Straight on top of that? Damn.. Have you not read the lore guide for modern WoW?
The "healthy, heterosexual relationship" is the problem here. Can't have that with the current Girl Boss Don't Need No Man meta.
 
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RobXIII

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We can't have a functional, useful, heroic pivotal character be stable, competent, MALE, and Straight on top of that? Damn.. Have you not read the lore guide for modern WoW?

I know you are like 50% joking, but there actually was a hard-coded writer's guide (maybe for Amazon Prime shows? I can't remember where I saw it) that listed a bunch of things they need to include, and it was just embarrassing. Black people could not be simple criminals (villains were ok), it had to have more minorities than straight white males, etc etc.
 
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Hatorade

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MMO housing is for retarded people who liked playing with Barbies as kids
While I agree it is a useless addition everyone born in the 80s played with Gi Joe or barbies…
Knowing Gi Joe GIF by MOODMAN
 
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Kithani

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While I agree it is a useless addition everyone born in the 80s played with Gi Joe or barbies…
Knowing Gi Joe GIF by MOODMAN
Did you build your GI Joes a little house where they could cyber with furries?

I played with GI Joes too but they didn’t sit around in a gay ass elf hut, they got in their fucking humvee and went to save the world which is the kinda content MMOs should focus on!
 
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Burns

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They still do not own, they are renting the housing....
Wait, WoW housing takes upkeep AND it adds zero utility to the player?

The Garrison is still the best "housing" in an MMO I have played. Fuck standing around a crowded city; no one wants to look at your shitty gear xmog and shitty #2961 of 10,001 mount.
 

Cybsled

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Most of these anti-housing comments read to me as “I have zero creativity and never made my own custom bases for my GI Joe figures”

I used to make earthen dams with water behind them and bases made with blocks and sticks so I could have environmental destruction as my GI joes fought. These posts make me think some of you just banged your action figures together like a caveman playing with rocks lol
 

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Problem I have with WoW housing is that it's too little, too late. This would have been peak around wotlk/cata era when people who played weren't all gay furries. Imagine a cool guild hall, putting boss loot from your first big kill on the mantle. Instead now wow is non-binary slop and housing is more isolating than garrisons were.
 
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Burns

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Most of these anti-housing comments read to me as “I have zero creativity and never made my own custom bases for my GI Joe figures”

I used to make earthen dams with water behind them and bases made with blocks and sticks so I could have environmental destruction as my GI joes fought. These posts make me think some of you just banged your action figures together like a caveman playing with rocks lol
Sure, as a kid with limited options that was a thing, but we aren't 10 years old anymore and most power gamers (as would inhabit a gaming based forum) would rather do something that actually impacts the game we are playing. Plus, of course, there are plenty of games where you can build shit just to build shit, have better tools/mechanics, and no MMO grind.