would you bang this?

Azrayne_sl said:

And god, think about how sexually frustrated she must be, unable to get herself off.

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I think you really underestimate human ingenuity!

Wherever her knees are, I bet they are sharp and bony as fuck. 0/10

I think she's beautiful just the way she is. I would carry her around on my back like Chewbacca did with C3-PO in Empire Strikes Back.

Ok, well I'm clearly the most evil person in this thread. 5 minutes later I'm still laughing at the person who thought putting her on a train track was anything short (get it?) of hilarious.

Azrayne_sl said:

Maybe she does those exercises which make her pussy super tight? I used to have a GF who did them, and she could hold herself so tight it was impossible to penetrate.

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Did she include her asshole in her exercise regimen as well? When the front door is locked, always check around back.

Soygen_sl said:

Yes, but I would prefer that stump removed first.

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This. I'm all for symmetry.

real talk though, is her ass gigantic or is it just photo magic?

Brikker_sl said:

real talk though, is her ass gigantic or is it just photo magic?

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I'm gonna guess it's pretty hard to not pack on some extra weight in the trunk like that.

Cowboy hats on anyone besides an actually a cattle rancher are dumb as fuck. So, no.

Gravy_sl said:

Cowboy hats on anyone besides an actually a cattle rancher are dumb as fuck. So, no.

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I dunno. I think I'd just ask them to take it off.

Uhhh...ok maybe I would consider a female amputee, but a shemale? Xer dong is pepsi can wide and just plopped onto the tracks. No tks

I dunno, im not turned off by the deformities but it would be some vanilla as missionary, about all she could handle.

Hell yes I would. She's gorgeous

JVIRUS_sl said:

Xer dong is pepsi can wide and just plopped onto the tracks. No tks

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On the tracks is better than some of the potential alternatives.

Yes. Is there a left arm/nub?

Gunnar_sl said:

I dunno, im not turned off by the deformities but it would be some vanilla as missionary, about all she could handle.

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Are you kidding me? You could grab her by the sides and bounce her up and down on top of you.

The true definition of a spinner