would you bang this?

Gunnar_sl said:

I dunno, im not turned off by the deformities but it would be some vanilla as missionary, about all she could handle.

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Ever heard of a sling?

Gunnar lacks imagination.

ohkcrlho_sl said:

She can't jerk you off.

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chthonic-anemos_sl said:

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Would bang but wouldn't go for the handjob. As previously mentioned, most women suck at stroking a dude off. Besides that, how are you gonna get your nut when you know this will be going through your mind the whole time?

I'd rim her till she was permanently cross-eyed, then I'd shag her till I became permanently cross-eyed. Then, in a fit of guilt, I'd leave her in a Salvation Army collection depot with a lamp shade on her head.

Drinsic_sl said:

Gunnar lacks imagination.

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Perhaps. Im also really fucking lazy and cant think of anything that isnt more work than Im used to.

The internet has ruined my work ethic for everything.

chthonic-anemos_sl said:

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Oops...too soon
Well maybe now there is hope for a date

Kaige_sl said:

I would duct tape a vibrator up her cunt and watch her squirm for my personal entertainment.

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I don't know why, but the completely serious manner in which this is delivered makes this the most messed up post in the thread so far.

The Ancient_sl said:

I don't know why, but the completely serious manner in which this is delivered makes this the most messed up post in the thread so far.

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Oh come on now, don't be such a prude. It would be for her own good. She would even save you money on straps.

This is a time for serious discussion, not your half-baked ideas.

She could obviously just shimmy out of those straps.

That stump is the only thing keeping her erect.

Julian the Apostate_sl said:

That stump is the only thing keeping me erect.

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ftfm