Royal
Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
Ever heard of a sling?I dunno, im not turned off by the deformities but it would be some vanilla as missionary, about all she could handle.
Ever heard of a sling?I dunno, im not turned off by the deformities but it would be some vanilla as missionary, about all she could handle.
That guy's expression is priceless.On the tracks is better than some of the potential alternatives.
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Would bang but wouldn't go for the handjob. As previously mentioned, most women suck at stroking a dude off. Besides that, how are you gonna get your nut when you know this will be going through your mind the whole time?
Perhaps. Im also really fucking lazy and cant think of anything that isnt more work than Im used to.Gunnar lacks imagination.
Oops...too soon
I don't know why, but the completely serious manner in which this is delivered makes this the most messed up post in the thread so far.I would duct tape a vibrator up her cunt and watch her squirm for my personal entertainment.
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Oh come on now, don't be such a prude. It would be for her own good. She would even save you money on straps.I don't know why, but the completely serious manner in which this is delivered makes this the most messed up post in the thread so far.
ftfmThat stump is the only thing keeping me erect.