WTF Story Thread?

MrBelding_sl · Mar 19, 2013

Yoga pants fiasco? More like yoga pants bounty! I hope they're not all recalled:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/busin...million/63261/

Grimsark · Mar 19, 2013

WTF?!?

Controversial Article Published In Local Magazine Has Mayor Nutter Asking For Investigation
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...investigation/

Philadelphia Mayor: Talking About Race = 'Incitement'
http://reason.com/blog/2013/03/18/ph...-about-race-in

Now, who exactly are the cowards?

Grimsark · Mar 20, 2013

Suit accuses Elmo puppeteer of meth sex party
http://www.clickorlando.com/entertai...z/-/index.html

Weaponsfree_sl · Mar 21, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52Ld3cPKq0

Woman gets a guy fired for overhearing a joke at a tech conference.

Ben_sl · Mar 22, 2013

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...sEnabled=false

Cops in door-to-door manhunt for two young boys after Georgia baby murdered in cold blood
Sherry West, of Brunswick, Ga., says she was walking her 13-month-old son Antonio when she was robbed at gunpoint. She had no money so the male told her, ?I am going to kill your baby.?

Tortfeasor · Mar 27, 2013

I posted this in FSR.

Mexican Boondock Saints

A gruesome photo out of Mexico appears to show the bodies of seven men, propped up in plastic chairs on a busy traffic circle. All appear to have been executed.Written messages were attached to two of the bodies, warning that would-be criminals would face more violence, but they did not identify those responsible for the killings. SkyNews reported that the messages were nailed to the men's chests with ice picks. One of the threatening notes reportedly read: "Warning: This is going to happen to all muggers, pickpockets, kidnappers, rapists and extortionists."

Budrick · Mar 27, 2013

Willy Thief Executed

http://imgur.com/GBYzNpO

Grimsark · Mar 27, 2013

Budrick_sl said:
Willy Thief Executed

http://imgur.com/GBYzNpO

Holy shit... I think that is the most WTF story I have seen so far.

OneofOne · Mar 27, 2013

http://io9.com/packages-sealed-with-...more-460984925

Boxes sealed with ATHEIST tape were ten-times more likely to go missing, and took an average of three days longer to arrive than neutral-wrapped packages.

Grimsark · Mar 28, 2013

Alabama lawmaker's email: 'Slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, snaggle-toothed kin folk'
http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/03/post_44.html

Agenor · Mar 28, 2013

http://news.msn.com/rumors/rumor-ben...of-being-a-spy

Buffylol · Mar 30, 2013

http://www.guns.com/2013/03/28/fpsru...raided-by-atf/

Luthair · Apr 5, 2013

http://www.salon.com/2013/04/04/geor...tegrated_prom/

And the south wonders why people think they're backwards?

Grimsark · Apr 5, 2013

Federal Framework Being Set Up To Arrest Sheriffs
http://www.globalg2.com/2013/04/01/f...rest-sheriffs/

Eomer · Apr 8, 2013

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toront...-suspects.html

I admit I didn't see the problem until I got to this part:

All four women are described as being Caucasian, between 30 and 36 years of age, each weighing 190-200 pounds and standing about five feet, four inches tall.

Fatties.

Agenor · Apr 8, 2013

WTB roided up ferrets, PST.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3037094.html

Is there a dog shortage in Argentina? WTF

Grimsark · Apr 9, 2013

Man Faces Charges After Defending Himself from a Bear in His Own Yard
http://reason.com/blog/2013/04/08/ma...fending-himsel

City bills cyclist $1,200 for damage to police car that struck him
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/b...dv6KqwUV9F5bXK

The case is at least the third in recent months in which the city has billed people for damages to police cars that hit people.

If this where a private company, he would be suing them for thousands... But since its the government, they sue him instead.
And there are people that want to give the government MORE power? Talk about irony.

Buffylol · Apr 10, 2013

"We had agreed not to use Wildfire", said Stannis Baratheon, a 27-year-old Linux systems administrator from Newmarket. "What an absolute bastard Joffrey is!".

OneofOne · Apr 11, 2013

I think the WTF is why you're linking from a satirical site.

Grimsark · Apr 11, 2013

Off-Duty Firefighter Saves Man Who Cuts Himself With Saws at West Covina Home Depot
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...202462491.html

Lopez said the victim used several handsaws - including one that is used to cut drywall - to cut "all the way down to the bone."

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