xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

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Title: xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

Genre: Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller

Director: D.J. Caruso

Cast: Vin Diesel, Ice Cube, Samuel L. Jackson, Toni Collette, Ruby Rose, Deepika Padukone, Kris Wu, Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa, Nina Dobrev, Rory McCann, Hermione Corfield, Tony Gonzalez, Michael Bisping, Ariadna Gutiérrez, Andrey Ivchenko, Shawn Roberts, Nicky Jam, Al Sapienza, Helena-Alexis Seymour, Megan Soo, Kristen Kurnik, Bailey Rose King, Pilar Cruz, Charles Carroll, Héctor Aníbal, Curtis Fletcher, Terry Chen, Jenny Itwaru, Julie Abcede, Josh Pagcaliwangan, Nyjah Huston, Neymar Jr, Roberta Mancino, Nina Buitrago, Dani Lightningbolt, Courtney Friel

Release: 2017-01-18

Plot: Xander Cage is left for dead after an incident, though he secretly returns to action for a new, tough assignment with his handler Augustus Gibbons.

 
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WHOSE READY FOR TEH XANDER ZONE


and yes, thats Vin Diesel skiing in a jungle

also has donnie yen and tony jaa
 
Neki

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Saw 'XXX' in the title and thought this is a new porn movie.

Opened thread and was disappointed.
 
Gavinmad

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So he magically didn't die in Bora Bora with Yelena after all, or is this set before State of the Union?
 
spronk

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man all you youngins who don't know the awesomeness of Xander Cage. I bet you have never seen Torque, either!

 
Khane

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Skiing in a jungle, Riding a skateboard on the side of a bus, Riding a dirtbike on water.

This is even more ridiculous than I thought was possible.
 
Malakriss

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Or the pretend that movie never existed, WTF were we thinking, ::kisses Vin's feet::
 
ohkcrlho

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Izo_sl said:
Gawd damnit, ditto.
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Same
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This was good, dumb fun. The fact that the movie believes it's own bullshit and just keeps running with it is part of the charm.

Yes, their legs should be broken from crazy falls, Yes the villains and Toni Collette trying to be a badass is corny as fuck.

But you know what? Donnie Yen (at 53!) kicks ass, Vin is a player and I want to taste curry.

Is it worth the cinema? Not mandatory for big screen, I saw it with friends and had fun. Turn your brain off and Indulge your inner teenager.
 
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ohkcrlho

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oh look! There is a thread and I was already here before lol. Anyway....

You just need to add aliens and a giant purple dildo, to be a Saints Row movie ahah.
Holy shit.... They knew what they were doing and that is why i liked it. Pure action bullshit
And the things i would do to Nina Dobrev and the indian chick....Trump would personally waterboard me.

6/10
 
iannis

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KurganAU said:
This was good, dumb fun. The fact that the movie believes it's own bullshit and just keeps running with it is part of the charm.

Yes, their legs should be broken from crazy falls, Yes the villains and Toni Collette trying to be a badass is corny as fuck.

But you know what? Donnie Yen (at 53!) kicks ass, Vin is a player and I want to taste curry.

Is it worth the cinema? Not mandatory for big screen, I saw it with friends and had fun. Turn your brain off and Indulge your inner teenager.
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This is like every vin movie ever.

Just good retarded fun.

I shouldn't like him at all. But I really do.
 
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Sylas

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Add "liking Vin Diesel movies" to the list next to "eats bacon" for the extreme vetting process of refugees' from muslim shitholes
 
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