You know you're getting old when.....

when a johnny cash song comes on and the radio gets louder and you don't recall turning up the volume .

when you bought baldurs gate 1 and 2 enhanced edition and loved them

when you ocd check the beam dog site to see if there is a release date for siege of dragonspear yet

When you're at a checkup with your doctor and he says "As men get older, they start to experience...", and realize that what he's saying applies to you.

When the strip club you used to go to got busted for human trafficking like a decade ago

When most of the professionals you see for various services are younger than you

My dentist is younger than me, my Optometrist is younger than me, and as best as I can tell, my doctor is about the same age(possibly younger) than me.

/sigh

Damnit, I'm not even 40 yet

Pennilenko_sl said:

Fuck the mixer, just drink the whiskey.

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Probably the best idea.

I turned 30 the other day, can I post in this thread yet?

Your wife offers sex and all you want to do is just go to sleep.

I actually told some kids to get off my lawn yesterday. I did not use those specific words, but I did tell them to leave.

Sterling_sl said:

I actually told some kids to get off my lawn yesterday. I did not use those specific words, but I did tell them to leave.

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Like this?

Abefroman_sl said:

Your wife offers sex and all you want to do is just go to sleep.

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Worse yet. Wife offers sex and all I can think about is how it'll make us late for dinner.

ohkcrlho_sl said:

Like this?

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Turns out an M1 is still a fine kids-off-lawn motivation device.

Opened thread, noped by page 11

"I don't have time for this" and "I'm too tired" are very common place now

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Hah!

Also, when you start to worry about following through with that hot 19 year old that's been flirting with you all night because you question your own energy level to keep up with her.

Even more sad, you start to turn down girls in their early 20s because you're looking for someone to have a good conversation with because sex isn't as important anymore... =/

Gnomedolf_sl said:

When I turned down the radio volume to better hear me talk to myself.

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Do you turn down the radio when you're on an unfamiliar road and need to think?

When the biggest excitement about the party is what types of foods are available.

zippitydoda_sl said:

When the biggest excitement about the party is what types of foods are available.

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And you're hoping dinner isn't too late, because you planned on being home by 9.