You know you're getting old when.....

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You turn down sex with a hot 22 year old spinner because she lives an hour away.

You know your getting old when....
 

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...you don't give a rats ass that some dude turned down sex with a hot 22 year old.
 
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..... when you make strange sounds putting you shoes
 

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...when 18 looks too young for you, and you know you have no shot at it anyhow.
 

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I have 3 younger cousins: 16, 13, and 11. At Thanksgiving I was talking to them and I could barely understand half the words coming out of their mouths. The slang that they used was completely foreign to me. This was the first time I was really struck by the "holy shit, you're not young anymore" feeling. I'm going to turn 30 in a couple months.
 
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...when the only thing you wish people for new year is health
 
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when your dick doesnt work anymore and you die of cancer
 

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... when you walk down a flight of stairs and your knees sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
 

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when you start eating less and still get fat
 

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...when you cut yourself and it takes fucking ages to heal
 

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When you start to answer a question like this, and have to scroll back up to make sure you didn't already respond once.
 

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...when you fix the grammatical error in the thread's title.
 

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..when you know tricks like blowing on a cartridge through a shirt.
 

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..when you realize that if they redid The Wonder Years that it would start in 1993.....