You know you're getting old when.....

Koushirou said:

Did it come with a matching cane? You and Chuk will have a lot to talk about now.

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i will crawl on the ground like a snail before i carry a cane. flat caps are very popular in this part of the US. i guess that makes me a hipster. my GF is a hipster so i might as well join in. 44 yr old middle aged woman and she talks about whats on tik tok and walks around with a backpack.

Chukzombi said:

44 yr old middle aged woman and she talks about whats on tik tok and walks around with a backpack.

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Izo said:

French Briarwood Pipe: High-Quality with Tamper

Enjoy a classic smoke with this Briarwood Smoking Pipe. A timeless accessory for tobacco enthusiasts.

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You will smoke it and like it.

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-laughs in pipe tobacco- dude, ive been smoking a tobacco pipe since i was 25. i have well over a hundred of them. i'm an old timey person. i still wear a wristwatch , wear undershirts and carry a hankie with me everywhere i go. you know how hard it is to find cotton handkerchiefs nowadays? i just bought a waffle iron. not an electric one either. this.

my stove waffles will make you cum in your pants. they are so good.

Stove waffles sounds like it should be a euphemism for something, what that something is I don't know.

Narac01 said:

Stove waffles sounds like it should be a euphemism for something, what that something is I don't know.

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It's a euphemism for eat this bitches before they get cold.

Izo said:

French Briarwood Pipe: High-Quality with Tamper

Enjoy a classic smoke with this Briarwood Smoking Pipe. A timeless accessory for tobacco enthusiasts.

fashionablecanes.com

You will smoke it and like it.

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I actually have a few pipes. But I smoke them rarely. Mostly due to me forgetting about it and the pipe tobacco goes super dry. Its nice during a varm summer night.

Izo said:

Chukzombi
Did you guys puy on your glasses and check the link? It's a cane. With a detachable pipe in the handle (!). My dudes it's the ultimate old guy thing.

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LOL no I missed that part for sure, 800 dorrah though!

Izo said:

Chukzombi
Did you guys puy on your glasses and check the link? It's a cane. With a detachable pipe in the handle (!). My dudes it's the ultimate old guy thing.

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no, i didnt click the link. if i was going to pick a cane. i would only buy one. thats Barnabus Collins's cane with the silver wolf's head.

Chukzombi said:

i will crawl on the ground like a snail before i carry a cane.

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Don't get a cane. Get a staff:

Izo said:

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Hnnnnnng

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This is her today

Izo said:

She looks like my ball sack. I guess they both aged similarly.

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When you recognize that at the age of 14, if I went back 40 years it would have been at the end of World War 2. If I went back 40 years now, it would have been when I was 14.........