You know you're getting old when.....

MusicForFish

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Nah. You are still always able to buy people.
Interested Season 10 GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm
 
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RobXIII

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Think that was included in the latest round of sanctions against Russia

Modern geopolitical problems require modern geopolitical solutions.

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The bottom left one seems to have collected hepatitis A-D.
 
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Mandriana

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I'm currently in the dating world after being suddenly single. I'm not arrogant enough to think I'm god's gift to women (especially coming pre-built with a few kids at home lol) but I get some exercise every day and I'm in great shape. But good god a majority of the women even a decade younger than me look at least a decade older than me. Round, no definition, sit at home all day, no effort just blech. It's depressing looking at the 30 year old hot ones. Reminds me of the comparison to the 2 actors from Top Gun today lol. Meme checks out

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It's because you don't wear enough suits.
 
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I have a shirt my wife made me that says:

My favorite childhood memory is

My back not hurting me!
 
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Someone asked me what the P meant in 1440p. Yeah I'm old. I can remember way back interlaced monitors.

I'm old and I guess I'll keep dating old women. I know if I dated someone much younger it wouldn't last long when I made references to movies like blazing saddles. It's my cross to bear. I date women my age that I dated years ago before they married someone that wanted to have kids and are now divorced or one was a widow.
 

RobXIII

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Someone asked me what the P meant in 1440p. Yeah I'm old. I can remember way back interlaced monitors.

I'm old and I guess I'll keep dating old women. I know if I dated someone much younger it wouldn't last long when I made references to movies like blazing saddles. It's my cross to bear. I date women my age that I dated years ago before they married someone that wanted to have kids and are now divorced or one was a widow.

Yep, and those same people asking what the P is in 1440p upload an old family video from VHS, and it looks like this:

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I fixed ours re-rendering it in Handbrake. I had an entire VHS tape of us skateboarding when we were like 11 from Grandpa's old shoulder mounted VHS camcorder monstrosity. I went to get it digitized, and someone had recorded over the entire goddamn thing with QVC shopping network :mad:
 

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Getting a new gaming laptop for Christmas, current laptop is 6 years old… and I’m just not looking forward to having to spend all day setting it up!

Who has time for that these days?!
 

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Getting a new gaming laptop for Christmas, current laptop is 6 years old… and I’m just not looking forward to having to spend all day setting it up!

Who has time for that these days?!
Think of how much time you'll spend downloading all those steam games you'll never play
 
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Over the holidays with the Nephews (14, 16), eating coco pebbles cereal. Later on some channel was playing old hannah barberra cartoons, jetsons and Flintstones.

Nephews: oh cool when did Cereal mascots get their own TV show?
 
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I have a group chat with a few friends. The chat over the past 10 years has ebbed and flowed, typically sports/gaming/general bullshit that 20 to 30 somethings talk about.

Today we were all excited about a new sink one of the guys had installed in his kitchen and this thread came to mind pretty much immediately.
 
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no shit. when I had my back injury & surgery a few years back, I got into the mode where if something fell on the floor I'd say out loud "well, thats gone forever" and move on.

After my surgery and complete recovery it took me a little while to break the habit