Young Washington (2026)

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Title: Young Washington (2026)

Genre: History, Drama

Director: Jon Erwin

Cast: William Franklyn-Miller, Ben Kingsley, Andy Serkis, Joel Smallbone, Kelsey Grammer, Mary-Louise Parker, Mia Rodgers, Jonno Davies, Leo Hanna, Angus Castle-Doughty, Fearghal Geraghty, Nicholas Antoniou-Tibbitts, Ryan Begay, John Foss, Michael Benz, Martijn Lakemeier, Clement Toyon

Release: 2026-07-04

Plot: Against the frontier of colonial America, the untold origin story of a 22-year-old George Washington unfolds—long before the Revolution, long before the Constitution—when a single mistake nearly cost him everything. After triggering the start of the French and Indian War, Washington must reckon with personal failure, devastating loss, and the weight of responsibility. What emerges from the ashes isn’t just a military leader—but a man forged by humility, courage, and conviction.

 

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Any bets that woke Hollywood portrays him as a slaver, a murderer, genocider, and whatever else they can fucking pin on him since they HATE America so fucking much.
 
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Any bets that woke Hollywood portrays him as a slaver, a murderer, genocider, and whatever else they can fucking pin on him since they HATE America so fucking much.
After looking up the director/writer, it probably has more of a chance of swinging the other way (over the top religious/patriotic). He has done of bunch of religious based TV/Film and it looks like he has his own production(?) company to get stuff made his way. I just want movies to be as historically accurate as possible (only dialog is fictional but still fits the time & character).
 
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After looking up the director/writer, it probably has more of a chance of swinging the other way (over the top religious/patriotic). He has done of bunch of religious based TV/Film and it looks like he has his own production(?) company to get stuff made his way. I just want movies to be as historically accurate as possible (only dialog is fictional but still fits the time & character).
Man, I was hoping for a movie like...

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I remember when he added bubbles to beer!
 
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After looking up the director/writer, it probably has more of a chance of swinging the other way (over the top religious/patriotic). He has done of bunch of religious based TV/Film and it looks like he has his own production(?) company to get stuff made his way. I just want movies to be as historically accurate as possible (only dialog is fictional but still fits the time & character).

Isn't this from Angel Studios? Yeah, there isn't going to be any America-hating subversion here.
 
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Dude....this is fucking weird. I watched this movie today. I haven't watched it for over 30 years and now you post this. Wtf...
I haven't seen it since renting it on VHS after it came out when I was a kid. I remember it being pretty fun though. His Reckless Kelly movie is also a blast from the past.

I need to rewatch both.

Plus, Dr.Retarded is everywhere, yet nowhere.

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Dude....this is fucking weird. I watched this movie today. I haven't watched it for over 30 years and now you post this. Wtf...

They say the universe rhymes... n' shit.

Had a similar thing happen the other day where I was about to link an old drum and bass song to a friend, and he linked it to me first. Bear in mind that it wasn't being discussed, it isn't a new song, and while we used to listen to it a lot, it was like 15 years ago. So that was weird as hell.
 
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They say the universe rhymes... n' shit.

Had a similar thing happen the other day where I was about to link an old drum and bass song to a friend, and he linked it to me first. Bear in mind that it wasn't being discussed, it isn't a new song, and while we used to listen to it a lot, it was like 15 years ago. So that was weird as hell.
I've had it happen when calling someone like a friend who I hadn't talked to in a bit, and it's "dude, I was about to call you today". It's pretty weird but cool when shit like that happens.
 
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Any bets that woke Hollywood portrays him as a slaver, a murderer, genocider, and whatever else they can fucking pin on him since they HATE America so fucking much.


I mean, he did own hundreds of slaves and Washington's "murder confession" is an interesting historical tidbit, even if it's not him being a "murderer" in a modern sense, I guess.
 

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I mean, he did own hundreds of slaves and Washington's "murder confession" is an interesting historical tidbit, even if it's not him being a "murderer" in a modern sense, I guess.

He killed a bunch of British troops in their sleep, which would make him a Mangione-style "cool revolutionary" to today's batshit folk.
 

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I mean, he did own hundreds of slaves and Washington's "murder confession" is an interesting historical tidbit, even if it's not him being a "murderer" in a modern sense, I guess.
I'm perfectly ok with soldiers being murdered in their sleep. Less shit to deal with on the battlefield. It's not a war crime the first time!
 
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Not gonna lie for some reason I thought this was going to be something like Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter when I clicked on it.
 
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