Wintermute
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Yeah, and besides this thread is my creationMy bad.
Post too short?!
Yeah, I hope I don't end up with a restraining orderThat's fucking creepy dude. You should pretend to be her on the internet for a few years.
I live with one and I am still out of shape and on the internet. My excuse is its the winter and my abs don't have to appear till aprilAmazing what a personal trainer and a nutritionist/personal chef will do
Didn't you meet her on Yahoo Live?Yeah, and besides this thread is my creationI wanted the name under the thread!
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I currently have a big crush on a certain low level celebrity who will remain nameless. I've done the whole autograph request thing, gotten that. So I sent a pretty damn nice gift, and in return I got a very nice little thank you card with a very sweet note in it. I also attended a play she was in, and did the whole wait outside and meet and take pictures with them thing. With my wife.I went back the second night and got another photo, and made it my goal to have a decent little conversation with her. Talked for a couple of minutes, joked, I even cut her off once, and we even had that little moment where we turned and walked about ten feet down the street while talking, before someone called her name to get an autograph & pic (whole thing was probably 2 minutes.) I sent her a copy of the pic we took (which I'm sure is in the trash) and a bigger copy for her to sign for me, but I haven't got that back yet (it will probably be a while), along with another little gift.
I'm such a fucking stalker. I even try to do that dream shit where I dream about her on purpose, but I can't make that work worth a damn. I've had some amazing dreams about this girl in particular, you know, the ones where you actually feel like a 18 year old in love again. It's strange because I'm perfectly happy with my wife, I love her, and she's honestly just as pretty as this girl, but something about the whole unobtainable..
Was the gift an electric shaver?If a chick buys you a Christmas gift and you have never really hung out outside the gym, whats she thinking?
Keep in mind that I have a fabulous mustache.
I most certainly do not doubt the size of your testicles and/or their ability to produce copious amounts of mustache-hardening testosterone.You obviously haven't seen the pictures of my mustache.
I'm pretty much the worst person in the world to give any sort of advice on girls, but I see this playing out in two scenarios:No gift yet. But she says its in the works.
She had told me an idea she had a couple weeks ago and I thought she was joking. Then yesterday she said something along the lines of "Plan A didn't work, but I found plan B and its going to be awesome!"
I have a huge thing for this chic and have tried to talk to her at length in the past and she always clams up, gets shy. I kinda thought she had a thing for me to. We have never hung out outside the gym/training environment.