Recent content by Aldarion

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/hotels-bathroom-no-doors-8cb4bf96 I stayed in a fancy-ass hotel like this. Someone else was paying. Something like $500 a night. No fucking door between the shitter and the bed. Oh I mean it had like a half length frosted glass thing, but I said a Door...
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    Weed Culture

    This explanation might make sense except its not my first time trying edibles. Pot brownies got me fucked up. No really I think they're selling a lot of straight up gummie bears and shit around here. I rarely buy them, its just every now and then when I'm picking up pot something will catch my...
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    The Madison

    Another Sheridan show. Looking forward to meeting The bitchy but hot chick with a boyfriend who puts up with anything she does cause pussy The scrawny loser kid who inexplicably gets a hot gf The wise native american with borderline magical powers The old white guy looking gruff while he...
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    Weed Culture

    The things theyre selling and calling "edibles", I'm convinced they're just placebos. Literally just gummy candy. Meanwhile the "flower" (I hate the pot industry for making me use this term) just gets cheaper and more potent every day. Its weird.
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    Stranger Things

    Imagine being that wrong, that certain of yourself, and that full of rage. What a combo
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm torn between whether it sounds gimmicky or awesome. Either way I think I'll have to try it. Doesnt dipping it in whiskey or soy sauce cool it off though? Would it be better to like brush it on or something?
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    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    Racemixing porn was socially engineered before incest porn. You open your post by agreeing with the first but noticing the last. Make the connection and see how much deeper the rabbit hole goes.
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    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Its hard to believe this show isnt a parody making fun of woke casting and writing. I didnt pay any attention so I didnt know this before. The fat black girl is a hologram - i.e. she intentionally looks that way, in-universe. I'm just sharing this so some reader can enjoy laughing at how...
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    Household Major Appliances

    The sensi-temp burners that are now mandated on all new electric stoves are a crime against humanity. Also they don't fucking work - they literally often won't boil water. Anyone fix yours? Apparently you can't just swap them out for normal burners, but I read about people connecting the...
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Best part is how he didnt even bother to keep up the charade by posting on the Foler account after running away on the Aryasar account
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    Stranger Things

    I knew it. I fuckin knew it. I mean obviously your post is complete fanfic without any basis in the show itself but Im just impressed that like 400 years later someone still clings to that. Its like no forum arguments ever die, they just sleep, waiting to hear their name spoken.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Yeah I actually added that line to clarify that I was bitching at people who can't parallel park and not necessarily the people who have been talking about it in this thread. Theyre out there, in horrifying numbers.
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    At least 50% of online investing commentary: "If it hits 100, next stop is 101!" "If it hits 99, next stop is 98!"
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I've met people IRL who admit they can't parallel park. If I was emperor, I'd authorize cops to pull people over for impromptu parallel parking tests. Fail, lose your license and your car is now the property of the state. Enjoy walking home. Come on man. If you can't parallel park you can't...
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    Stranger Things

    I'll never forget the defenders of Lost's ending. I don't think anyone defended GOT or ST endings. We can probably summon one of them to this thread. Here, I'll get it started: In the final episode of Lost they confirm that they were actually in purgatory all along.