Recent content by Aldarion

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    The Abandons

    The dialogue was written by an alien thats never heard humans talk. Completely unwatchable. Also, Cersei delivers lines about God and Faith like she's a blue haired Antifa member that has to say "America first". You can smell how much she hates it, like shes physically in pain from saying the...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

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    The Pendragon Cycle: Rise of the Merlin

    Are you really not familiar with the Lawhead books this is based on?
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    I don't remember Masters of the Universe being quite so spaceshippy. It really sucks that we've gotten so used to raceswaps that we're like "eh its just Man At Arms". Why not just cast actors that look like the fucking characters? Are there no white dudes with mustaches left?
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Doesnt change the fact that you can't trust a guy who shaves the fuck out of his neck but then grows a beard on part of his face.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/hotels-bathroom-no-doors-8cb4bf96 I stayed in a fancy-ass hotel like this. Someone else was paying. Something like $500 a night. No fucking door between the shitter and the bed. Oh I mean it had like a half length frosted glass thing, but I said a Door...
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    Weed Culture

    This explanation might make sense except its not my first time trying edibles. Pot brownies got me fucked up. No really I think they're selling a lot of straight up gummie bears and shit around here. I rarely buy them, its just every now and then when I'm picking up pot something will catch my...
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    The Madison

    Another Sheridan show. Looking forward to meeting The bitchy but hot chick with a boyfriend who puts up with anything she does cause pussy The scrawny loser kid who inexplicably gets a hot gf The wise native american with borderline magical powers The old white guy looking gruff while he...
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    Weed Culture

    The things theyre selling and calling "edibles", I'm convinced they're just placebos. Literally just gummy candy. Meanwhile the "flower" (I hate the pot industry for making me use this term) just gets cheaper and more potent every day. Its weird.
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    Stranger Things

    Imagine being that wrong, that certain of yourself, and that full of rage. What a combo
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm torn between whether it sounds gimmicky or awesome. Either way I think I'll have to try it. Doesnt dipping it in whiskey or soy sauce cool it off though? Would it be better to like brush it on or something?
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    The results are in ! Pornhubs top viewed categories for 2025

    Racemixing porn was socially engineered before incest porn. You open your post by agreeing with the first but noticing the last. Make the connection and see how much deeper the rabbit hole goes.
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    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Its hard to believe this show isnt a parody making fun of woke casting and writing. I didnt pay any attention so I didnt know this before. The fat black girl is a hologram - i.e. she intentionally looks that way, in-universe. I'm just sharing this so some reader can enjoy laughing at how...
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    Household Major Appliances

    The sensi-temp burners that are now mandated on all new electric stoves are a crime against humanity. Also they don't fucking work - they literally often won't boil water. Anyone fix yours? Apparently you can't just swap them out for normal burners, but I read about people connecting the...
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Best part is how he didnt even bother to keep up the charade by posting on the Foler account after running away on the Aryasar account