Recent content by Cutlery

I'm running into problems with my crosscut sled. I thought this was just an issue with wet lumber, as I bought a metric fuckton of it for a decking project for the gun range, but I am getting intermittent kickback issues on my sled, while crosscutting, without a stop block, and I'm trying to...

She's a dipshit, thru and thru. She's a trainable dipshit, thankfully. She does pretty good with the focus heel, which is honestly pretty impressive. Must be the shepherd part of her shining thru. We refer to her as a dingo in German Shepherd clothing, however. She started burying food a couple...

I miss my 80 IQ dog. This 50 IQ one leaves much to be desired.

I dunno, I'm not really exaggerating. Last Friday I went to Godfathers and ate a whole taco pizza and half a monkey bread myself for lunch. Then I polished off the monkey bread before bed! But you're right, you obviously can't do that every day

Everyone asks why I eat grilled chicken for lunch every single day. Why? The same reason I eat a yogurt, 5oz of cantaloupe and a hard boiled egg for breakfast every day. Because lunch is 438 calories and 50g of protein. Breakfast is 198 and 19, which leaves me 2073 to play around with for the...

I've never been happier that I stopped backing shit from the Gloomhaven series. Immediately after the Frosthaven debacle they launched a Kickstarter for Gloomhaven 2.0 and I was leaning towards it, but ultimately decided not. After finishing Frosthaven, I can definitively say I'm not backing...

I think it's different for every situation (not even every person). So, I've been a caffeine junkie my entire adult life. I worked overnights for 18 years so my kids never had to spend a day in daycare, so I'd work from 10-8, then stay up until 4-5pm, catch a nap and then go to work. That kinda...

Well, let's be fair here Intermittent fasting fucking SUCKS, the first time you do it. After that though, yes, it's super easy. Once your body realizes it's not gonna die if you don't eat something every 3 hours, it completely changes the world for you. The fattest people I know do nothing...

Free? What do you mean? My artisanal water is $9 a pint, no one can afford to just drink water. You ableist scum!

I would say kill 2 birds with one stone then. Find a sport or a gym or something to join, meet some people, get in shape. Fuck, even a bowling league would probably suffice for just getting you up and active and meeting people and making relationships. Also, more activity is gonna help with your...

I think the best thing to help would be a friend. Most people are incapable of change on their own, they need someone else to be accountable to/for. Do you have any friends that share the same goal? Or, alternatively, do you have any skinny friends that you can tag along with? If the...

What, do you hate yours?

Yep, it's a struggle no matter when you do. I gotta be at work at 6, and I get up at 430 to walk the dog before work, so I definitely ain't getting up at 3 to lift. So that leaves after work. But, if I've got chores or extra curricular functions or I work late or whatever, I really gotta start...

No one has any desire to exercise. That's the point. We don't do it because it's fun, we do it because the benefits outweigh the suck factors. My goal is to work out 6 days a week. Do I hit it? No, some weeks it's just 3. But that's 3 more days than 90% of the population does, so I keep doing it.

That's all 100% true, and even I fall for it occasionally (for example, the best tomatoes are usually orange, but the human will routine pick the reddest tomato 99 times out of 100), but the difference now is that there are A LOT more people who are aware of that shit now. I've been told by 2...