Recent content by ezcw_sl

Do it. Be an old man with stories to tell someday.

Man of the House

DirecTV's channel guide ticking in 30 minute chunks and the TV shows that end at weird times. I just want to change the channel, fine the showing is over, no I don't want to record, stop taking me to this screen because I clicked a minute too early. If the show is over, why the fuck is it still...

I need to start a new career. This shit doesn't even affect me any more, and that fact disturbs me greatly.

It sounds like that employee had "cracked the code" decades ago and has just been riding the cordial, yes-sir-no-sir, apology train for his entire career.

I got him for my 9th b-day. And he was full grown when I got him, so he's probably 2ish years older than that. Painted Turtle. They live quite a while, I've heard 40+ years for that type, but I'm no expert. Of course now I feel like an asshole for coming off like I hate my turtle, but...

I don't hate my turtle, but what are the odds if you get your kid something at that age that he's actually going to still be interested in having a turtle as pet every year from 3 to 50? Cats and dogs are companion pets, so they bring something more to the table than essentially being a high...

Don't get a little kid a turtle. Little kids think they know what they want, but they don't. You know what I wanted when I was 8 years old? A turtle. I'm 31 now, I still have that same fucking turtle. Really want to sign up your kid for seemingly a lifelong commitment at 3 years old? And don't...

Lol, maybe. They could have wrecked my memory. I must need more Jesus.

oww the burns! But to top it off, when I got a shitty attitude over that one they assumed I was on drugs, tossed me into this non-accredited church pretend-school and followed that up with how they would never help me with college since I was obviously lying to them about doing drugs.

My parents once told me I was grounded for 2 weeks because I didn't have any friends.

I need to stop resubbing to this game. I know going in that I'm going to get bored and cancel after 2-3 months, but that short period of time every 1-2 years is all it takes to keep fresh in my mind just how much smoother and responsive this game is than all the other MMOs I try.

Like the guy asking for my money?